Husband: Did you eat all the cookies? Me: I need insulation for the winter. Husband: We live in Los Angeles. Me: Well, just in case we go somewhere cold.

Best of Twitter from January 5, 2020

Today is the first Sunday of the new year so let’s relax a little bit. This time we got some sad Happy Meals, an exciting offer for sale and the pure joy of having kids. …

[breakfast] Me: any specials? Mom: please move out

Best of Twitter from January 4, 2020

While the year is up to an interesting start, we hope you already got used to write 2020 instead of 2019 (who are we kidding, we’ll do it until spring) and from the sesam street …

With Donald Trump attacking Iran and killing their top General, tensions are high and people want answers. We don't have answers, but we do have your top ten Tweets of the day!

Best of Twitter from January 3, 2020

With Donald Trump attacking Iran and killing their top General, tensions are high and people want answers. We don’t have answers, but we do have your top ten Tweets of the day!

Best of Twitter from January 2, 2020

Happy New Year! A new decade has started. Everybody is in a positive mood, motivated and maybe a little bit hungover from New Years Eve. Do you have your resolutions for 2020 already? If not …

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