this can’t be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school

Best of Twitter from October 14, 2020

The motto of today’s Daily is: „How life can play with us“. Yes, it does. Or do we play with life? Who can answer this question? Life passes love stories, funny situations and sometimes the …

Best of Twitter from October 13, 2020

You guys remember when we were all outraged by the 750 dollars Trump payed in taxes for 2019? Feels like months, but that was not even two weeks ago. The longer this hellhole of a …

Damn I hope Kevin Bacon doesn't get Covid. That contact tracing would be insane..

Best of Twitter from October 12, 2020

Ah, it’s you again! We thought we’ve lost you. You probably know what a black hole is. For those who don’t, it’s a place in space where gravity pulls so hard that even light can’t …

asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life

Best of Twitter from October 11, 2020

Remember Sisyphus, the King of Corinth? He became quite infamous for his trickery and cheating death twice. Zeus gave him the ultimate eternal punishment of rolling a boulder up a hill in the depths of …

Best of Twitter from October 10, 2020

It’s Saturday, most countries are back to a state of slightly more normal (whatever that means these days), so perhaps you should do the same. Open a bottle of wine or a few beers, depending …

Trump is literally just tweeting, all day, every day, he does nothing else. Honestly I’ve never felt more qualified to be president

Best of Twitter from October 9, 2020

TGIF! And after all the news from this week, we surely earned two days off. By the way, did you know, that the name Friday derives from the Roman goddess Venus, who traditionally stands for …

WHY are twentysomething women not in charge of contact tracing?? you could show my friends a photo of a random pub full of men and have their ages, occupations, probable marital status and star signs in under 30 mins! @ the government let's GO

Best of Twitter from October 8, 2020

Phew! It’s another day in the election 2020 survivor edition! Luckily (and unexpectedly), all participants of the Vice-presidential Debate have survived (well, at least so far) and we even had a fly moment! But hey, …

Let’s be honest Jurassic Park is about capitalistic hubris not science gone wrong. The science went gloriously right

Best of Twitter from October 7, 2020

Today is just another day we’ve spent with our eyes closed. We can’t help it, it’s a physical reaction to tweets ALL IN CAPS. Honestly, M.D.s out there, what drug makes a person tweet in …

I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as 'correctile dysfunction' so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically for 6 hours

Best of Twitter from October 6, 2020

All right, everybody, we get it, it’s election season. Anybody else getting a little bored by all those increasingly aggressive reminders to vote, or is it just us? Frankly, we can’t wait for everything going …

me: my parents aren’t home 911: we can’t help you with your capri sun straw

Best of Twitter from October 5, 2020

Why didn’t you listen and stayed in bed? We’ve tried to warn you yesterday! And now it’s Monday already! We can’t save you from that or prevent you from going nuts like a 74-year-old-man on …