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Best of Twitter from February 16, 2020

Recently at the conference center. „Hey, guys! Nice to see you! Has everyone had a good week? No? Wonderful! Welcome to our daily humor seminar. My name is Karen, I am your coach and today …

Best of Twitter from February 15, 2020

Did everyone survive Valentine’s Day? Anyone missing? We have a very strict „no person left behind“ policy when it comes to our Readers. No one? Awesome! So it’s saturday, time to read a book, order …

I don't know about you guys but it is Friday and I am going drinking. Of course, I will drink responsibility, that's why I'm taking an Uber. But the best part of the night is coming home to leftovers Chinese food, not celery sticks. That would immediately bring back the problems I tried drinking away in the first place. On that note happy Friday and enjoy today's daily!

Best of Twitter from February 14, 2020

I don’t know about you guys but it is Friday and I am going drinking. Of course, I will drink responsibly, that’s why I’m taking an Uber. But the best part of the night is …

nobody: people from ny: i live in new yawk. i have three roommates. two of dem are rats. we eat pizza fawh dinnuh every night. de rent? 4000 dollars a SECOND

Best of Twitter from February 13, 2020

Less than 24 hours to Valentine’s Day, this is not a drill, friends. I repeat, not a drill! If you don’t have a date yet, just be aware that the animal shelters won’t hand out …

Me: I don’t like scones. British Friend: Ah mate you just haven’t had them the proper way. Me: What do you mean? British Friend: You need some good jam, a scoop of clotted cream, have some tea and take sips in between bit- Me: I dont think you like scones either.

Best of Twitter from February 12, 2020

If you have been on the road in Germany or England in the last two days, you have surely noticed the small gusts of hurricane Chiara. This storm raged through Central Europe in the last …

Even though it is not Valentine's Day yet, we thought it would be a good idea to give a little bit of advice. First subtitles must always be on. I heard not having subtitles on while watching your movie or show can ruin your relationship. If you think we're kidding, then check out our daily from today. One last thing, we do not recommend you wake up Friday morning sending your beloved one an essay long text on how handsome he/she is. Still don't believe us? Then check out what our top 10 Tweets from Today has to say about that.

Best of Twitter from February 11, 2020

Even though it is not Valentine’s Day yet, we thought it would be a good idea to give a little bit of advice. First subtitles must always be on. I heard not having subtitles on …

How many Oreos should a person eat in one sitting? Please tell me it’s 20

Best of Twitter from February 10, 2020

Can we have a moment of silence please? Dear Weekend, you’ve passed away too soon. It feels like yesterday, when we were chilling in our beds thinkin‘ about which delivery service to choose from and …

what's your silliest intrusive thought? mine is Grab the pigeon. grab it with both hands like a burger then hold it over your head and 𝑟𝑢𝑛

Best of Twitter from February 9, 2020

Did everybody have a good weekend? Much action? Maybe went to the cinema again? Right now, Dr. Dolittle, Harley Quinn and Bad Boys are being a nice selection of films being offered. If not, that …

Best of Twitter from February 8, 2020

It’s happening you guys, i finally have a very relaxing weekend. No neighbours mating like a bunch of very poorly fed Dingos, no social commitments, even the weather is quite nice. Not really sure if …

Valentine’s day is only one week away. We are still waiting for someone to ask us to be their Valentine’s. But for those of you who don’t have Valentine’s date yet, don’t panic because we will be here making sure that you enjoy that bottle of wine, alone in the dark, with some top quality content that our team from Best of Twitter will create. And for those of you who have a date, there is nothing more romantic than sitting together, on the couch, and reading out our content out loud together. On that note enjoy today’s daily and don’t forget to slide into my DM 😉.

Best of Twitter from February 7, 2020

Valentine’s day is only one week away. We are still waiting for someone to ask us to be their Valentine’s. But for those of you who don’t have a Valentine’s date yet, don’t panic because …

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