Hello, welcome to Tuesday! If you are here with us today that means you have survived the dreadful-long-boring Monday. We promise you that Tuesday isn't any better. Are you willing to do anything to escape this Monday effect? Well, you came to the right place. All you have to do is read our Daily and come back for more. Monday won't affect you anymore.

Best of Twitter from May 19, 2020

Hello, welcome to Tuesday! If you are here with us today that means you have survived the dreadful-long-boring Monday. We promise you that Tuesday isn’t any better. Are you willing to do anything to escape …

can’t wait to see what kind of horribly mismatched and ill-considered relationships everyone gets into after quarantine. i’m gonna marry the first hot girl who smiles at me

Best of Twitter from May 18, 2020

Welcome to Monday, ladies and gentleman. A person, who really enjoys working and earns nearly one hundred grand a year, will be assigned to you shortly, explaining why you are a lazy ass, if you …

It's always good to reminisce about the good old days. I remember being in school and being called on by the teacher when she would ask a question I didn't raise my hand for. I never understood why she would call on me if my hand wasn't raised. I guess this can go on the list too because I remembered receiving many question marks on my papers. But what does make sense is our Daily for today. Please enjoy!

Best of Twitter from May 17, 2020

It’s always good to reminisce about the good old days. I remember being in school and being called on by the teacher when she would ask a question I didn’t raise my hand for. I …

Best of Twitter from May 16, 2020

It’s the first Saturday in Berlin with nearly everything open again. I’ve just been to the farmers market, getting some basic fruits and two pieces of bread, how much can it be? Long story short: …

Best of Twitter from May 15, 2020

Hello everyone. So it’s Friday, finally getting home from work (converting the home office chair to the living room chair by moving it two feet) and enjoying the change of location (looking out of the …

me: can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia? therapist: i should be able to squeeze you in me: ʸᵒᵘ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ

Best of Twitter from May 14, 2020

Do you know that moment when you see a picture and you think, “Oh, that must have been forever”, and it’s actually only a few months old? If not, we have just the right thing …

I just don’t see bras making a comeback after this

Best of Twitter from May 13, 2020

In today’s Best of we have for you the ultimate method of upsetting a woman romantically. We got also an example of how grandiose homeschooling with kindergarten children can go wrong and a cost-effective alternative …

Today is Tuesday, and I have a lot to think about. For example, my mom can't be out there committing crimes. Either the prosecutor is wrong or my mom is some undercover Walter White from Breaking Bad. Instead of the book club, she is out there pushing dope to all the other stressed-out moms. Anyway, enjoy this Daily because, after this post, there must be a lot to think about today!

Best of Twitter from May 12, 2020

Today is Tuesday, and I have a lot to think about. For example, my mom can’t be out there committing crimes. Either the prosecutor is wrong or my mom is some undercover Walter White from …

my dad met my mom for a second, lost her number, remembered she was a nurse, and then called every hospital in the state to ask her out and I can’t even get a text back

Best of Twitter from May 11, 2020

At least Mondays happen only once a week, we get it. But why the hell do we have to suffer again and again? One Monday per month seems enough. And to be fair, since lockdown …

[titanic, 1912] Captain: what kind of lettuce do u want on your sandwich First mate: ICEBERG Captain: lol no need to shout, Dave

Best of Twitter from May 10, 2020

Dear mothers, Happy Mother’s Day! We want to say thank you! Thank you for always being there for us. Thank you for raising us. Thank you for always enduring us and our quirks. As a …

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