Best of Twitter from August 1, 2020

We hope you all have a great Saturday, after Trump announced to single-handedly ban TikTok this weekend. After his last feud with Twitter, grab your life jackets, save your favourite tweets, perhaps we’re next. So …

Happy Friday everyone! Or as a British version of Michael Scott would say, Cheerios! Ok, maybe not, but I would so watch a British version of the Office. My life would be fantastic with the Best of Twitter dailies and binge-watching the Office. I wonder what show would also be hilarious to watch with a British cast instead of the original cast.

Best of Twitter from July 31, 2020

Happy Friday everyone! Or as a British version of Michael Scott would say, Cheerios! Ok, maybe not, but I would so watch a British version of the Office. My life would be fantastic with the …

I don't like being in a pandemic with y'all. It's like being on silent lunch but we keep getting days added on bc y'all won't shut up.

Best of Twitter from July 30, 2020

Have you ever tried to hand something over to someone while he or she is on the phone? A new Internet trend is currently circulating in which people are randomly given things in their hands …

In public coughing is like the new shitting ur pants

Best of Twitter from July 29, 2020

Work day is finally over! We are halfway through the week, but we should still treat ourselves since the work day is over. Get some beer or wine and let our Daily sweeten your evening.

Good evening everyone! In today's Daily, we bring you ways to get back at your loud stomping neighbors. We found a creative way to enter the room or leave the room before and after making love with your partner. We even found a Tweet that created a new Big Bang Theory but with pizza! How yummy would that be! But like always we wish you the best and enjoy today's Daily!

Best of Twitter from July 28, 2020

Good evening everyone! In today’s Daily, we bring you ways to get back at your loud stomping neighbors. We found a creative way to enter the room or leave the room before and after making …

No comedian will ever be as funny as my co worker who is from Haiti who saw a comedy show a few years ago and was so confused bc “no one tells jokes, everyone just talks about having sex and being fat”

Best of Twitter from July 27, 2020

The first rule of Monday Club is: You do not talk about Monday. The second rule of Monday Club is: You do not talk about Monday. Third rule of Monday Club: If someone laughs, touches …

America’s not perfect but in times of crisis, our political leaders set aside their differences and ask: “What’s the least amount of aid we can provide people without them literally rioting?”

Best of Twitter from July 26, 2020

While Trump is still training his short-term memory, there are now again the typical German vacationers, who actually while Corona no one really missed. In our case, someone who tries to park with the car …

Best of Twitter from July 25, 2020

So while the guy who’s running the US of A is playing „name 5 things you see“ on national TV, we’re thinking about stuff you would rather experience. Getting a pedicure with a chainsaw for …

Good afternoon everyone! In today's Daily, we have some juicy and relatable Tweets. You either are or know someone married to a military personal. Let us not talk about how quickly they got married! Next up, we been there done it and will probably do it again, and that's standing in a corner while arguing through text message. It's the worse when you have someone waiting for you outside and the argument starts. Anyways we hope you enjoy it!

Best of Twitter from July 24, 2020

Good afternoon everyone! In today’s Daily, we have some juicy and relatable Tweets. You either are or know someone married to a military personal. Let us not talk about how quickly they got married! Next …