Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.

Best of Twitter from March 18, 2020

Covid-19 has us all firmly in hand. Even in Germany, where there is currently no curfew. People are slowly becoming panicky and hoarding masses of toilet paper, noodles, and disinfectants.

Best of Twitter from March 17, 2020

It’s day 4 of being quarantined. For some, it may feel like the 156th day of being quarantined. And you know what? That is ok because we got you! That’s right, no matter what day …

If Rapunzel can entertain herself in her tower for 18 years, I think you can handle being in quarantine for a few weeks.

Best of Twitter from March 16, 2020

Roses are red – coronavirus sucks, We stay at home and give zero f*cks… Seriously, don’t leave your home if it’s not necessary. Read our gems for today instead! *micdrop*

Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote King Lear.

Best of Twitter from March 15, 2020

I think it’s time to turn this whole corona panic and quarantine thing into something good. Yes, we are all sitting at home right now, possibly with children and are not allowed/should not go outside. …

Best of Twitter from March 14, 2020

Three days. It took Berlin three days, to go from „we survived the wall, suck it up, expats.“ to „we’ll contain our bus drivers and don’t even think about visiting a museum.“ So we can’t …

It's finally Friday and normally we would say to go out and have a drink for us. But with everything going on we would like to say to stay inside just, "Quarantine and Chill".

Best of Twitter from March 13, 2020

It’s finally Friday and normally we would say to go out and have a drink for us. But with everything going on we would like to say to stay inside just, „Quarantine and Chill“.

Cheap flights, schools closing , gas prices dropping y’all sure this a crisis ?

Best of Twitter from March 12, 2020

Today, besides the daily Twitter Corona update, we have for you a case study about Boomer, a thesis about fandom moments from the 4th-century b. C. and the difference between Italian and Chinese food. Enjoy!

Please tell me your embarrassing sex stories so i feel better. I just thought about the time a few years ago when a guy went down on me and we made eye contact and I waved for some reason

Best of Twitter from March 11, 2020

To all the men out there who haven’t been quarantined at their favorite bar. To all self-made women who are able to achieve the maximum performance on their own to build an IKEA cabinet: Today …

For everyone who managed to get by Monday without a shed of a tear, you are the real heroes. Unfourtnalety monday will be here again next week, but do you know what else will be here today, tomorrow and next week? No, not the Coronavirus, I mean it will also be here but that's what I meant. We will, your Best of Twitter and all it's juicy dailies and topics. Enjoy today's hand-picked Top 10 Tweets from Today.

Best of Twitter from March 10, 2020

For everyone who managed to get by Monday without a shed of a tear, you are the real heroes. Unfourtnalety monday will be here again next week, but do you know who else will be …

Age 16: This incredibly loud and packed house party is awesome Age 26: This loud trendy bar is awesome Age 36: People need to speak one at a time at dinner

Best of Twitter from March 9, 2020

Feeling tired, exhausted and kinda unmotivated? Don’t worry. It’s not Corona. You’re just suffering from an ancient sickness called: M-O-N-D-A-Y. Unfortunately there is no real cure or vaccine. It’s like a goddamn cold. You just …

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