Best of Twitter from June 20, 2020

Today we have Jerry Seinfeld meeting beautiful lesbians meeting Hemingway meeting „War of the Worlds“ meeting classic drinks. So it’s a mix even Lovecraft would be proud of and if THAT’S not enough namedropping, I …

We are thankful for having you guys join us this Friday evening. We hope you enjoyed our Special today as well as this Daily. It's Friday and we want to help get your weekend started. Be grateful to your parents, who are only traumatizing you at half of what they were traumatized at. I honestly didn't think that something that had to be done as a parent. Well, anyway we won't traumatize you but instead, entertain you guys. Enjoy!

Best of Twitter from June 19, 2020

We are thankful for having you guys join us this Friday evening. We hope you enjoyed our Special from today as well as this Daily. It’s Friday and we want to help get your weekend …

Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

Best of Twitter from June 18, 2020

Waiting for an EggMuffin at McDonald’s can be very hard for a cop in America. A video of a policewoman in the USA is about to go viral, in which she reports crying about having …

I just want the confidence of the first prehistoric fish who crawled out of the water like fuck this I’m gonna change my life.

Best of Twitter from June 17, 2020

The age between 20 and 30 is really a bit strange. Some study up to the age of 30, others are already self-employed millionaires at 25. Some have a stable life with a job and …

Some people's dreams are to come and live in America. Whether it be Los Angeles or New York, but now America has somehow sunken. People all over the world are watching America as it slowly gets sunken by its people. The police are meant to be called for help, not to murder someone. The ambulance is meant to be called for help, not to bankrupt someone. We are in tough times and as some say it, we are living through historic times. To help document it all is your personal team you always can count on, Best of Twitter! Enjoy!

Best of Twitter from June 16, 2020

Some people’s dreams are to come and live in America. Whether it be Los Angeles or New York, but now America has somehow sunken. People all over the world are watching America as it slowly …

ok do we all collectively have that one dude shooting fireworks in the neighborhood every night?

Best of Twitter from June 15, 2020

Hello again! If you wonder what day it is, don’t check your calendar. It’s a trap! Lifehack: Unless, you’re not looking, it’s not Monday! Seriously, stop checking your calendar. There is a 71,43 % chance, …

Today I told a white woman who was about to get into an elevator with us without a mask that she’d have to wait for the next one. I pushed the button & the doors closed over her shocked face & I am carrying this energy with me forever.

Best of Twitter from June 14, 2020

Don’t you all want to do something for a famous personality? You don’t? It doesn’t matter. Donald Trump himself will soon celebrate his birthday and TheTweetOfGod has come up with a concept with which everyone …

Best of Twitter from June 13, 2020

I just ordered pizza for the first time since lockdown was lifted, and the delivery guy literally said „oh good, you really are still alive“. Anyway, how’s your Saturday going so far? Here is a …

Today's Daily is very juicy. I mean we found a Tweet for all you conspiracy theorists. We found an Tweet trash-talking one of the greatest shows in history. I mean we need your feedback on this one. Should Netlfix remove F.R.I.E.N.D.S? I am pretty sure Netflix has plenty of trashy shows and movies they can remove before removing F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Well enjoy!

Best of Twitter from June 12, 2020

Today’s Daily is very juicy. I mean we found a Tweet for all you conspiracy theorists. We found an Tweet trash-talking one of the greatest shows in history. I mean we need your feedback on …

if "all lives matter" why won't you wear a mask at the grocery store?

Best of Twitter from June 11, 2020

The times we live in are really crazy. Corona, the Black Lives Matter Movement, Trump. . . all that’s missing is that the last-named wants to delete Twitter. Oh wait, he already wanted to. Well, …

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