We don't normally celebrate that time of the month but what we do celebrate is that time of the day. Thats right, you guessed it. Here is our top ten daily Tweets of the day!

Best of Twitter from January 10, 2020

We don’t normally celebrate that time of the month but what we do celebrate is that time of the day. Thats right, you guessed it. Here is our top ten daily Tweets of the day!

[trying to impress fiancée's entire family at dinner] waiter: here's the check whenever you're ready- me: oh i'll get it! [reads bill and spits out wine] WHO ORDERED THE "SUBTOTAL"?!?

Best of Twitter from January 9, 2020

Humanity should be the motto for this year 2020. We are making a great effort today with our Daily to support this. We have a good portion of humanity, kindness and sympathy for you today. …

So I watched Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globes opener. 1. If you’re going to roast people, don’t spend half the roast congratulating yourself for doing it. 2. When you’re a rich comedian with a Netflix deal, you’re not the Radical Truth Teller In A Room Full Of Showbiz Phonies.

Best of Twitter from January 8, 2020

Today we have the full range for you. Who the best soldiers are, what it looks like when a platoon plays Hansel and Gretel, a film review and something to think about. By the way: …

interviewer: your resume says you lose focus easily me: yes interviewer: yes what me: yes please

Best of Twitter from January 7, 2020

Australia is on fire. 30 people died in Nigeria due to a bomb explosion. Trump has authorized the killing of an Iranian general and the Twitter community is predicting World War III. It was a …

Husband: Did you eat all the cookies? Me: I need insulation for the winter. Husband: We live in Los Angeles. Me: Well, just in case we go somewhere cold.

Best of Twitter from January 5, 2020

Today is the first Sunday of the new year so let’s relax a little bit. This time we got some sad Happy Meals, an exciting offer for sale and the pure joy of having kids. …

[breakfast] Me: any specials? Mom: please move out

Best of Twitter from January 4, 2020

While the year is up to an interesting start, we hope you already got used to write 2020 instead of 2019 (who are we kidding, we’ll do it until spring) and from the sesam street …

With Donald Trump attacking Iran and killing their top General, tensions are high and people want answers. We don't have answers, but we do have your top ten Tweets of the day!

Best of Twitter from January 3, 2020

With Donald Trump attacking Iran and killing their top General, tensions are high and people want answers. We don’t have answers, but we do have your top ten Tweets of the day!

Best of Twitter from January 2, 2020

Happy New Year! A new decade has started. Everybody is in a positive mood, motivated and maybe a little bit hungover from New Years Eve. Do you have your resolutions for 2020 already? If not …

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