gender reveal party but it’s just my husband and i beating an endangered rhino, eventually forcing it to shit the “it’s a boy!” capsule our party planner force fed it hours ago

The best alternatives to Gender Reveal Parties

Hey, have you talked about your genitals today? Not that there is anything wrong about neither genitals nor talking about them. And yet, many of us don’t feel comfortable discussing them publicly. In this context …

Quarantine – Season Finale

Now that most countries are going back to normal, veeeery slowly, it’s time to take a look back. Remember the first days of quarantine, when it was all fun and games? Then turned into a …

12 Funniest Tweets for the Single Life (Part 2)

EMERGENCY ACTION NOTIFICATION: This is a state emergency. If you are a male or female and single, it’s ok. If you have no date for Valentine’s Day, it’s ok. If you are in your late …

*opens a coffee shop where oat milk is the default and people have to pay extra if they want dairy*

Black Gold – 12 Funny Tweets about Coffee

Stimulant, life elixir, savior in need – what would the human species be without coffee? Tired, very tired. Whether in the morning for breakfast or in the evening for the night shift, coffee accompanies us …

Autumn Tweets or Summertime Sadness

So, it’s Fall again. Or, like the fancy Brits like to say, „Autumn“. Actually it’s a great time, you can cover your fading summer body in stylish sweaters and drink hot chocolate. As an adult …

2020 is what 2012 tried so hard to be

Top Tweets From 2020 So Far

Well if you haven’t heard 2020 was supposedly suppose to be the Doomsday year. June 20th was the day that researchers said the Mayans had mistaken June 12, 2012, for June 12th, 2020. We obviously …

Back to School Tweets from Better Days

Let’s forget for a second that opening schools right now is probably the dumbest thing people ever did after voting for Trump and inventing non-alcoholic beer: For some parents it’s like the fall of the …

This topic covers Chocolate Sprinkled Donuts. It finally let us know that the Milky Way does'nt have any chocolate. In conclusion, the Milky Way is a lie. Most importantly, we found the answer that everyones been asking, does chocolate belong in the fridge. Which i must add was made with a good argument. Whether you like Nutella, mint chocolate, or dark chocolate, we all have one thing in common. And its the love for chocolate. As a result, grab your go-to chocolate snack and enjoy today's topic on, you guessed it, CHOCOLATE!!!

Chocolate and Chocolate and even more Chocolate!

This topic covers Chocolate Sprinkled Donuts. It finally let us know that the Milky Way does’nt have any chocolate. In conclusion, the Milky Way is a lie. Most importantly, we found the answer that everyones …