Can I have everyone's attention, please? Now is the time to take advantage of booking your dream vacation to Italy. If Italy is one of your dream vacation spots, now is the time to take advantage of the cheap hotel and flights. Going to Italy now is 10x cheaper than a doctor's visit in California. You can thank me later!

Best of Twitter from March 3, 2020

Can I have everyone’s attention, please? Now is the time to take advantage of booking your dream vacation to Italy. Going to Italy now is 100x cheaper than a 14 day stay at your local …

Dear women in their early 20’s: if a man tells you, “you’re not like other girls” hear me when I tell you, this means this dude sucks. I’m listening to a guy tell a woman this, and he followed it up with “you’re satisfied with tequila and a grilled cheese.”

Strong and feminine: 12 Tweets about Women

Just recently, Sex and the City actress Cynthia Nixon took care of the social media turmoil together with the Girls.Girls.Girls magazine. With „Be a lady they said“, she showed in a scandalously honest way the …

The best Tweets about Coworkers

Coworkers are great. What’s better than sharing the passion of your chosen profession with like minded, intelligent, nice people? Okay, even I didn’t buy that, but most of them are tolerable. ALRIGHT, there are a …

A doctor visit growing up meant getting out of school early. A doctor visit now means, asking how long I have left to live. That is of course, if the doctor that prescribed you was Dr. Google. We all know how quickly a red rash on the body means that I have the Chicken Pox. Either way, here are 16 Tweets about Doctors.

Doctor! Doctor!

A doctor visit growing up meant getting out of school early. A doctor visit now means, asking how long I have left to live. That is of course, if the doctor that prescribed you was …

Election Special

Elections. Or as some like to say „pest or cholera?“. While the trend of weird men with haircuts that look like a horrible accident seems to ease off a bit, we still have to deal …

Today is about spending time spoiling your loved one. It may include taking that person on a special date. Bathing your bedroom full of rose petals and not forgetting the candles. Or you can be like me and not have to worry about any of that stuff. And for that, I leave you with this quote: “Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, I am forever alone." Happy Valentine's Day from Best of Twitter ❣️!

Valentine’s Day Special

Today is about spending time spoiling your loved one. It may include taking that person on a special date. Bathing your bedroom full of rose petals and not forgetting the candles. Or you can be …

Just heard my mom shouting “DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE ROOMBA IS” and then 2 minutes later, more quietly, “aww poor roomba how’d you get stuck there sweetie”

Meow or Woof?11 funny Tweets about Animals

Dog or cat? This discussion has been going on for eons and will probably never come to an end. Our four-legged friends enrich our lives and often make us think about what is going on …

The best Tweets about Therapy

Therapy. One of the things we are convinced everybody else needs, just not us. Which is absolutely crazy (no pun intended), ’cause meeting with a total stranger to talk about your darkest feelings while drinking …

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