Whether you’re single, in a relationship, or married, this post is for you. We managed to find tweets on what to expect when you’re married. We also found Tweets on the type of people you want to avoid dating. We are no dating experts but that’s why we turned to Twitter. Twitter helped us find the content needed to help people know what to expect when getting married and know what to expect when you date a douche. And Twitter helped us find the most played game in every relationship and that’s «Guess what I want to eat.» We hope this post helps everyone out there single or take. Enjoy!
When your new girlfriend is strict😫 pic.twitter.com/wfsGUPUGs6
— Joshua Neal (@joshuaneall) April 25, 2020
Simp this. Simp that. i Simply just want a Girlfriend
— ill be ur gf (@iwillbyourgf) April 26, 2020
First date, he insisted on getting a taxi, I got out first, he jumps out, shouts “Run!” and starts running. I got back in and went home 🤦🏾♀️
— roch. (@rochandpeas) April 26, 2020
My daughter's boyfriend is afraid of guns.
I suggested they both see other men.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) April 22, 2020
— POTUS (@JustPresi) April 24, 2020
I asked my boyfriend to edit the introduction of my thesis and he actually had the audacity to edit it and not just tell me it was excellent.
— Olivia Lanes (@Liv_Lanes) April 20, 2020
Dudes be like I’m sorry if you misread the 9 months of us talking and me telling you that you’re perfect for me as me wanting to date you
— Mat (@matchu_chutrain) April 26, 2020
Having a boyfriend is dead ass like having a stupid son
— _ (@holamassy) April 24, 2020
If your significant other is an essential employee still working, PLEASE remember to be patient with them. I haven’t heard from my girlfriend in 6 days, as she’s been working 24 hour shifts with her manager, Giovanni, at Mattress Firm.
It’s fine. Let them do their job.
— nick (@nickturani) April 6, 2020
My wife “took” me on a date to the movies. It was stupid cute and VERY expensive. 💜 pic.twitter.com/GiXoPPAGUP
— Allison Reese (@monsterreese) April 24, 2020
My boyfriend just said "HEYYYY" and I yelled "MUST BE THE MONAYYYY" because I did not realize that he had just started a Zoom conference call.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 3, 2020
a fun game my girlfriend plays is saying she’ll eat literally anything for dinner and then i have to guess the one extremely specific thing she had in mind when she used the words “literally anything”
— randy (@randypaint) January 31, 2020
what’s the weirdest date you’ve been on??? I’ll go first
we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in advance and couldn’t get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye
— BARTY (@postgrad_barty) January 19, 2020