Hush, be very quiet. Can you hear it? No, it is not a spoiled cat sitting in a tree and not having the guts to jump. This is the whining of a spoiled person not being able to accept its defeat! Although it is still not a hundred percent clear, that Joe Biden is the president-elect, there is nothing more assuring than the crying of a white mob to stop the counting! Except for the states where they are behind the Democrats of course, there they yell to count faster. Although all of this seems too crazy to be truly happening, it actually is not that surprising. Bernie Sanders, who was unsuccessfully running for President both in 2016 and 2020, predicted basically all of this back in October on The Tonight Show! (Check out #1!)
Well, although our eyeballs are about to explode after hours of constantly watching blue and red maps we still found the energy to hunt down the best tweets regarding this crazy election so far. Please enjoy!
#1:
thinking about this video of bernie sanders talking about mail-in votes pic.twitter.com/b6WpiIlwcs
— hannah (@hannahhycho) November 4, 2020
#2:
Nevada is that friend who says they’re on their way but is actually still lying around in a towel
— Lauren Strapagiel (@laurenstrapa) November 4, 2020
#3:
reminder: take a deep breath. stop watching the news. go for a walk. keep walking until you’re in a new country with automatic voter registration. start a new life
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) November 4, 2020
#4:
This race is closer than Donald and Ivanka at a father-daughter dance
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 5, 2020
#5:
Just gonna drop this here lmao pic.twitter.com/HfJSDZJ7Kz
— sam (@sampiedra) November 4, 2020
#6:
I’m still hopeful that Biden can win, just slightly concerned that he’ll have died of old age by the time his votes are counted.
— Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) November 4, 2020
#7:
Trump says stop counting where I’m winning but keep counting where I’m losing. Biden says count all the votes regardless. One position is consistent with the principles of democracy. The other is not at all. It’s that basic.
— Brett McGurk (@brett_mcgurk) November 4, 2020
#8:
After the last 24 hours, I’m actually looking forward to my dental surgery today.
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) November 4, 2020
#9:
why alaska taking so long they got like 5 people and 2 polar bears
— Niggaz Be WILIN (@NiggazWILIN) November 5, 2020
#10:
Me, a villager, outside of Dracula’s castle after he has stolen my third wife for his harem https://t.co/Gj2XzNzZ1y
— Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress (@vornietom) November 4, 2020
#11:
The only way Trump gets to 270 now is if he loses 50 lbs
— Petey Wheatstraw (@jdtitan) November 4, 2020
#12:
So my mom said she can take us to the civil war or pick us up, but she’s not doing both.
— marc eckō (@Offparoletx) November 2, 2020
#13:
I know this might be a hard concept for most republicans to understand but counting every American’s perfectly legal vote is not “thousands of ballots mysteriously surfacing out of nowhere”
— eleanor (@snitchery) November 4, 2020
#14:
Looking at Black voters in Milwaukee, Detroit, Philadelphia, and Atlanta, it’s striking that people who have been treated the worst by our democracy consistently do the most to save it.
— Ben Rhodes (@brhodes) November 4, 2020
#15:
Remember when Voldemort prematurely declared victory at the Battle of Hogwarts? pic.twitter.com/9HD5bQhylS
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 4, 2020
