It’s the third day after Election Day and there’s still no final result. The first people are already getting sober, so if the guys and girls in Nevada could PLEASE step up their game just a tiny bit? But we shouldn’t complain, the situation is not only a valid excuse for having a nice glass of breakfast wine every morning, but also Twitter is on fire nonstop since the first polls came in. And of course we found the gems for you. Have fun!
Let's take a moment to appreciate that we're waiting to find out if the winner of the election is going to win the election.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 6, 2020
2019 vs 2020 pic.twitter.com/v3Igm5TPNi
— matt (@mattjbernstein) November 5, 2020
when it’s new year’s eve and you can’t find anybody to kiss https://t.co/bE8H78j7Am
— woahh mann (@ashhhhhhole) November 5, 2020
breaking: all lives matter crowd shocked and upset to discover that all votes matter
— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) November 5, 2020
Let me put it in a way that Republicans can understand…
A vote’s life begins when it’s put in the envelope. It’s against god’s will to kill it before it can be counted.
— Joe Praino (@FixYourLife) November 4, 2020
have all 270 people in the united states voted yet
— Brady (@pebbut) November 5, 2020
Very suspicious how I was leading until they started counting my opponent's votes. Please investigate.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) November 4, 2020
refreshing the nevada polls like it’s the domino’s pizza tracker
Very responsible of the Democrats to rig the election, but not take the Senate or a supermajority in the House
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 5, 2020
In the United States of America, people are protesting “vote counting.”
— Be A King (@BerniceKing) November 5, 2020