If Corona Virus would be a person, it would be definitely Dolores Jane Umbridge. *imagine a squeaky, annoying voice* „All Student Organisations, Societies, Teams, Groups, and Clubs are henceforth disbanded. All Quidditch matches are hereby canceled. Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.“ Oh god, this witch would jump for joy in these times. Maybe it’s Ubrige herself, who brought us Corona?! So we have collected 10 funny Harry Potter tweets to help you through the hard times of this quarantine! And always remember: Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light!
harry: finding these “horcruxes” sounds hard
dumbledore: nah. youve destroyed some on accident and one “might” be you
harry: kinda anticlim..wait wh-
dumbledore: theres also 3 legendary items called the deathly hallows
harry: hell ya
dumbledore: one is your blankey
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) January 13, 2020
ollivander: this wand is 12 inches, very firm but also, mmm so supple
harry: did…did u just moan
ollivander: lol no
ollivander: perfect thickness too
— randy (@randypaint) February 26, 2020
It's called: Find Luna. pic.twitter.com/Ayq8ycLMA4
— Harry Potter World (@PotterWorldUK) January 19, 2020
Dumbledore would have already cancelled the exams that's all I'm saying
— Yo (@SaltyandMad) March 9, 2020
harry potter and the prisoner of pic.twitter.com/lMv0lA7OzB
— valeska (@iatemuggles) March 16, 2020
Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?
They're both cauldron.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 20, 2020
I'm well aware you want you-know-who to get you-know-what.
I'll see what I can do.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 9, 2020
Hermione: I have a time turner
Harry: Great let's go kill baby Voldemort
Hermione: Lol I wish I could but I have sooooooo much homework sorry
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) January 16, 2020
how is Harry Potter a better rapper than so many rappers today?! pic.twitter.com/s1LJJUWw6p
— c (@chuuzus) March 15, 2020
sorting hat: which house do u want
harry: oh i get to pick? does everyone else get to-
sorting hat: they do not
harry: that doesn’t seem fair
sorting hat: ya this is gonna be a pretty big theme in ur life
— randy (@randypaint) March 8, 2020