We have funny moms as well as embarrassing ones, but in the end we love our moms. Here are 10 funny Tweets about moms.
#1:
*sorting through clothes to donate*
“This shirt looks really cute on you Rachel”
“Mom it’s too small.. my boobs pop out”
“What boobs hahahahHAHAHA”
…
— RAE (@Valkyrae) December 20, 2019
#2:
this kid at work deadass told his mom “why can’t i have Airpods if even grandpa has them?!” the mom was like “those are his hearing aids” AJAHAHAJXOZP dude my kidney hurting that shit was so funny to me 😂
— Dalilah (@duhlieluhh) February 8, 2019
#3:
My mom told my brother to change his sheets before his girlfriend comes for a visit because we don’t want her to get pregnant just bu sitting down.
The joke took me 2 mins, but when I got it, I nearly died 🤣🤣
— Lord Fuad☣ (@FuadDallas) July 27, 2019
#4:
Finishing giving a flu shot to a 7 year old and her mom:
7y/o: So do you give your wife a flu shot?
Me: Well I don’t have a wife, I’m single right now
7y/o: Oh well that’s funny, so is my mom
Mom: 😳
Me: 😳
7y/o: 😏— T! (@OnlyTimCanTell) October 17, 2019
#5:
*gets into car*
“Mom do you want the seat warmer on?”
“No my farts warm my butt”
?????????????????? Plz Help me
— RAE (@Valkyrae) December 19, 2019
#6:
*Mommy enters my room*
Mom: wanna hear a joke ?
Me: 🙄
Mom: What did the drummer call his two daughters ?
Me: …
Mom: Anna 1 , Anna 2… 😐 currently looking for somewhere to live. I’ve had enough of this
— Sugars 🍯 (@niks_thegreat24) March 13, 2018
#7:
So pissed at whoever smoked pot in my mom’s garage. She just smelled it and flipped out. Not funny!!!! Told her if I catch them around here again I’ll beat their ass. Who would do this on Christmas Eve of all days??? Don’t worry, mom, I’m on the case.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) December 24, 2019
#8:
Hate when I show my mom a funny video and she’s like “who’s that?” like I don’t know…just laugh and give me my phone back
— Vic (@vic_moser) September 20, 2018
#9:
when I came out my mom dramatically said “is it because I watch ellen degeneres” and was serious about it so whenever I see anything about ellen I just think about how my mom thought a woman with a talk show made me gay like I saw one too many pant suits and lost it
— ELLISA (@ellisadaydreams) November 23, 2019
#10:
I ordered pizza last night and my daughter said: “Mom, wings too”. I looked at her and said: “You have wing money?” as a joke.
Two seconds later, she brought her stepping stool to her bookshelf, got her piggy bank and said “count my coins.”
— Wanna (@WannasWorld) August 29, 2019
