Gyms are closed. Nobody goes out anymore. No one to see you anymore. Actually the perfect time to get your body and your own fitness back into shape. At least in theory. In reality, we are grumbled daily by our fitness watches that we are not moving enough. Sad but true. But salvation is near! So that you can at least exercise in your mind we have put together a workout of 10 tweets! Do not forget 3 sets of 10 repetitions each!
I’m single but my gym plays Sam Smith so much that I know in my heart someone is cheating on me
— Gina (@ginadivittorio) November 8, 2019
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) December 6, 2016
My husband just got back from the gym and took a nap on the freshly washed sheets and he could have just told me he wanted a divorce
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) January 6, 2020
I’m listening to FKA Twigs at the gym and am unable to lift a thing. I’m just running my fingers along the machines and reflecting
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) January 29, 2020
When your best friend would rather love on you than see you lose the 10 pounds you gained over the holidays. pic.twitter.com/DNbnOZcKRD
— Jessica Ramirez (@DetJessRamirez) January 3, 2020
My Fitbit must be so disgusted with me right now.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) March 23, 2020
Me: I'm exhausted
Fitbit: You have taken 11 steps today
— Oaks (@OakHill_) July 31, 2017
You walk in gym and see this wyd? pic.twitter.com/LnljbOcHQa
— Doing Stuff Wrong 😂 (@doingstuffwrong) February 21, 2020
— #AcademicSangoma (@UnathiHenama) April 1, 2020
When the guards stop me on my run and see 2.01 km on my Fitbit pic.twitter.com/azLXukTCPV
— Corona Ray Virus (@RummHammm) March 28, 2020