While the world is slowly taking a turn back to normality, we all remember the first days of quarantine. It was peaceful, getting home after a fight to death over toilet paper, watching your neighbours with kids realizing they raised the spawn of hellfire and pants were a thing of the past. Let’s take a few minutes to honor that time. Enjoy.
Strange times for cats. First the dogs kept inside, now the humans. Must feel like they've won.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 25, 2020
I’ve lost all sense of taste so I guess I finally might as well start eating vegetables.
— Rachel Parris (@rachelparris) March 25, 2020
video calls that could have been calls are the new meeting that could have been an email
— Esther Webber (@estwebber) March 24, 2020
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet a girl with hand sanitizer for some good clean fun.
— Broken by War🇬🇧🏴 (@BrokenByWar) March 24, 2020
Ladies with long curly hair don't need to stress about haircuts now. You can be like, I just surfaced from a swamp and I bring secrets from another realm.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 24, 2020
Just saw a very sweet slice of quarantine life. Two young lovers in jogging gear in Springfield Park, clearly pretending to be doing their exercise for the day so they could steal a moment together. Not ashamed to say I had a slight catch in my throat as I called the police.
— Séamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) March 25, 2020
My daughter just maintained eye contact while stuffing her face with the last of my chocolate stash and my husband said “oh shit” and picked her up and took her into the other room but he won’t always be here to protect her
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) March 28, 2020
quarantine day 15 is having a conversation with your cat about how lucky she is that she doesn’t get her period
— erin gilfoy (@eringilfoy) March 29, 2020
WORK FROM HOME TIPS:
Have a routine. Shower/dress like normal. Keep a dedicated workspace. Fill a briefcase with sausages & carry it at all times. Stick to usual work hours. NEVER let raccoons trick you into trusting them with the beefcase: they dont have your interests at heart
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) March 16, 2020
we are all edward hopper paintings now pic.twitter.com/gpcmSiavkD
— Michael Tisserand (@m_tisserand) March 16, 2020