Tinder, Lovoo, and Co. Millions of singles floating around on these platforms looking for flirts and true love. Apparently, all of us can also tell a story in which a Tinder date didn’t go really well. At least these platforms always offer potential for funny stories. That’s why we picked out 11 funny tweets about dating apps today! Can you find your match?;)
Why are 24 yr olds on dating apps? literally go to the park & give direct eye contact. These apps are for ppl in their 30s who are dead inside with commitment issues, damn.
— Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) June 25, 2020
It’s so fucking hot when a guy hasn’t posted to Instagram in a few years
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) May 13, 2020
dudes on dating apps wanna meet up 5 seconds into a convo like hold up lemme see if you’re even worth me showering, shaving, doing my hair, putting on makeup, shoving my ass into too tight jeans, leaving the house
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) February 17, 2020
i’m not saying dating apps are a waste of time, i’m just saying a chart of childhood traumas and a screenshot of your political compass would really speed things up here
— Megan Batoon (@meganbatoon) June 23, 2020
ugly dudes really be swiping on tinder like
— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) January 3, 2020
I would do ANYTHING to get a boyfriend. Anything except exercise, wear makeup, or be nice to men.
— Ana Moss (@anashedidnt) April 22, 2020
Guys need to stop friendfishing on dating apps aka posting photos with their hotter friends and then I have to do algebra to figure out which one they are and they are never the ones I wanted them to be and they wasted my damn time.
— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) June 20, 2020
15 minutes on the dating app pic.twitter.com/RzthFNx2zi
— Sweatpants Cher ⚫️ (@House_Feminist) March 25, 2020
girl who is literally a supermodel: you should just double text! i double texted a guy once and now he’s my husband!
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) February 23, 2020
Just found out the guy with the cartoon avi who I’ve been flirting with for a month is ugly. I hate this app
— cal? (@cal_gif) January 13, 2020
I once told a guy that I was really into physics so he surprised me with a copy of Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time and that was the exact moment I remembered the word I was looking for was psychics.
— .Mela. (@mela_shea) December 31, 2019