Spring cleaning: A challenge for everyone, but the feeling of standing in a clean and well-organized house or apartment is worth it, isn’t it? Well, not everyone is as motivated to clean or as focused on order and cleanliness as a Karen, but it can’t be avoided completely. Because at the latest, when the in-laws are about to visit, it means, “Get the rags, get to the dirt. ” Still not motivated to clean? Maybe our 14 tweets about spring cleaning can do that! We wish you a lot of fun!
[cleaning out our bedroom]
Me: Half of this stuff is junk we don't need.
Wife: The other half is mine.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 4, 2018
Just got done with a deep cleaning of my kitchen so no one will be eating, drinking or even standing in here for the next 10 years.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 18, 2018
When your cat helps out with spring cleaning! 🙄 🐱 pic.twitter.com/pTH6u5i4Yj
— Simon’s Cat (@SimonsCat) March 4, 2019
Simplify your spring cleaning by throwing everything out the window.
— Annekinns (@Annekinns) April 1, 2015
My friend was spring cleaning over the weekend and poured old kids’ bubble liquid into the kitchen sink. It came out through the basement toilet… pic.twitter.com/uoH7uIlUIi
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) March 31, 2020
spring cleaning your home is all well n good but make sure you have a lil spring clean of your digital space now and then too. Unfollow things that make you feel like crap, hide, mute, curate, follow new things and be honest about who your hate-follows are.
— Emma Gannon (@emmagannon) April 1, 2018
My husband unloaded the dishwasher so I guess now it’s time to have a parade for him
— JPo (@Peauxtassium) November 11, 2018
*burns down house*
*checks spring cleaning off list*
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) July 5, 2017
Spring Cleaning Tip: burn it all and collect the insurance money.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 21, 2017
Yes, taking all those empty Chipotle bags out of your car does count as spring cleaning.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 18, 2018
Just found the Holy Grail while spring cleaning pic.twitter.com/h0rm76QVBg
— Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets (@griffinmcelroy) March 13, 2018
[at my own house]
That bread tie could come in handy, keep it
[at someone else's house]
*holds up family heirloom*
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 26, 2017
Spring cleaning: When we throw out family heirlooms, but keep 36 different kinds of tea
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 8, 2018
Did a bunch of spring cleaning and now I’m the proud new owner of another box of random cords.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 15, 2018