So it’s Monday, but what’s more important, it’s the holy day of capitalism, the moment we waited for, a celebration and a time of joy. Amazon Prime Day. Let’s tell Alexa how beautiful she looks today, get our Echo Show some flowers, so it knows how much we appreciate that it never told anyone about the country songs we play at 2 in the morning on a Saturday night and buy some head polish for Jeff Bezos, it looks like he kept on loosing some hair every time he wrote a stupid Tweet. Let’s be informed customers, making the world a better…oh. Just forget the last part! Please enjoy the gems we found about this sacred day, while we welcome our new Echo overlords!
amazon is down because of #PrimeDay ? that is so sad alexa play despacito
— stream "enemy" (@ThomasBeautyy) July 16, 2018
I hate how commercialized Amazon Prime Day has become.
— thotrey hepurn (@markydoodoo) July 11, 2017
Sad that Prime Day has become all about mindless shopping rather than commemorating the birth of Optimus Prime.
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) July 12, 2016
We’re an hour into #PrimeDay and the I think that I’ve bought 6 dogs.
— Scott Mitchell (@WWMitchellDo) July 16, 2018
Amazon Prime Day is just the url version of this pic.twitter.com/ZSnD2rujuh
— GЯIMΞCRΛFГ® (@GRIMECRAFT) July 16, 2018
2008: do you use amazon prime?
2018: are you celebrating prime day?
2028: have you been called to make a prime sacrifice to our prime lords primeorrow?
— erin chack (@ErinChack) July 16, 2018
Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware?
Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware?
M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa
— ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 4, 2017
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 22, 2020
#PrimeDay is like when grandma says "help yourself to the candy jar!" but it has nothing but raisins and sugar-free salt water taffy
— Dera Luce (@DeraLuce) July 15, 2015
Prime Day is just a metaphor for dating: you get excited then disappointed and finally settle for something you don't really want
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) July 12, 2016