Life is better with coffe. A boiling hot lifesaver in times of need and fighter against morning or afternoon slump. What would we humans be without our coffee machine, Starbucks, Nespresso and Co. – Right! Tired! In their desperate hunt for this miracle drink, people stumble into the funniest situations. Luckily we have them all! Here are the best and funniest Tweets about coffee.
#1:
Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) April 1, 2020
#2:
found a photographer on TikTok and he only travels the world alone making coffee every morning in different places. ask me again what my dream is. pic.twitter.com/dbSsxBZJ6y
— cupofTJ☕️ (@trcyjntm) May 7, 2020
#3:
maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) June 29, 2019
#4:
(I am 6 months pregnant)
Me after ordering my coffee:
Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant.
Me: I’m… not pregnant.
Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry!
And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice.
— Jax ⚡️Philosopher Queen (@Diamond_Jax) August 2, 2019
#5:
An empty coffee cup is sometimes just as beautiful as a full one
— Shawn Mendes (@ShawnMendes) August 21, 2018
#6:
next time you go to starbucks don’t use a plastic cup just have them pour the coffee right into your car! 😌✨ pic.twitter.com/7hfR46PnOZ
— wawa’s wife 👰🏽♀️ (@hiiiikatia) May 11, 2019
#7:
Ground coffee pic.twitter.com/IY1DSuHSOY
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) July 3, 2020
#8:
I saw a guy at Starbucks today.
No iPhone.
No tablet.
No laptop.
He just sat there.
Drinking coffee.
Like a Psychopath.— Prince Ali 🇵🇸 (@SulzAli) March 5, 2019
#9:
a girl in the coffee shop i’m working from has just said to her friend ‘imagine a hot veg smoothie’ and i’m wondering how to break it to her that soup exists
— Dayna McAlpine (@daynamcalpine_) October 8, 2019
#10:
coffee prices are out of control pic.twitter.com/gEiQlqzbPm
— chuuch (@ch000ch) November 18, 2020
#11:
cancel student loan debt and maybe i’ll buy a house or a car or start a family instead of buying an iced coffee and avocado toast
— wear a mask (@kalecrafts) August 26, 2020
#12:
I’m such a “im grabbing coffee do you want anything?” ass bitch & it’s not good lmao just out here spending thousands of dollars on starbucks bc “it’s a coffee you owe me nothing!!!” I must stop
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) January 14, 2020
#13:
At London Bridge and they just asked for a doctor over the speaker and a woman near me looked at the guy she was with and just handed him her coffee and then RAN like a superhero it was amazing
— Lottie Ritchie (@chcheflottie) June 10, 2018
#14:
My coffee art today is a cat letting off an atomic bomb pic.twitter.com/uCNJ8plZ5E
— marty 🦘 (@smartyy) October 19, 2020
#15:
A relationship should be 50/50. She‘s buying me the PS5 and I‘m buying her one Iced Coffee💯
— yam. (@yam_url) September 17, 2020
#16:
unusual things happened with my coffee this morning pic.twitter.com/FLZEM8C4n5
— kipo comics (@wtfmafakas) February 14, 2021
#17:
yall ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) August 29, 2019
