Life is better with coffe. A boiling hot lifesaver in times of need and fighter against morning or afternoon slump. What would we humans be without our coffee machine, Starbucks, Nespresso and Co. – Right! Tired! In their desperate hunt for this miracle drink, people stumble into the funniest situations. Luckily we have them all! Here are the best and funniest Tweets about coffee.
Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) April 1, 2020
found a photographer on TikTok and he only travels the world alone making coffee every morning in different places. ask me again what my dream is. pic.twitter.com/dbSsxBZJ6y
— cupofTJ☕️ (@trcyjntm) May 7, 2020
maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) June 29, 2019
(I am 6 months pregnant)
Me after ordering my coffee:
Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant.
Me: I’m… not pregnant.
Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry!
And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice.
— Jax ⚡️Philosopher Queen (@Diamond_Jax) August 2, 2019
An empty coffee cup is sometimes just as beautiful as a full one
— Shawn Mendes (@ShawnMendes) August 21, 2018
next time you go to starbucks don’t use a plastic cup just have them pour the coffee right into your car! 😌✨ pic.twitter.com/7hfR46PnOZ
— wawa’s wife 👰🏽♀️ (@hiiiikatia) May 11, 2019
Ground coffee pic.twitter.com/IY1DSuHSOY
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) July 3, 2020
I saw a guy at Starbucks today.
He just sat there.
Like a Psychopath.
— Prince Ali 🇵🇸 (@SulzAli) March 5, 2019
a girl in the coffee shop i’m working from has just said to her friend ‘imagine a hot veg smoothie’ and i’m wondering how to break it to her that soup exists
— Dayna McAlpine (@daynamcalpine_) October 8, 2019
coffee prices are out of control pic.twitter.com/gEiQlqzbPm
— chuuch (@ch000ch) November 18, 2020
cancel student loan debt and maybe i’ll buy a house or a car or start a family instead of buying an iced coffee and avocado toast
— wear a mask (@kalecrafts) August 26, 2020
I’m such a “im grabbing coffee do you want anything?” ass bitch & it’s not good lmao just out here spending thousands of dollars on starbucks bc “it’s a coffee you owe me nothing!!!” I must stop
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) January 14, 2020
At London Bridge and they just asked for a doctor over the speaker and a woman near me looked at the guy she was with and just handed him her coffee and then RAN like a superhero it was amazing
— Lottie Ritchie (@chcheflottie) June 10, 2018
My coffee art today is a cat letting off an atomic bomb pic.twitter.com/uCNJ8plZ5E
— marty 🦘 (@smartyy) October 19, 2020
A relationship should be 50/50. She‘s buying me the PS5 and I‘m buying her one Iced Coffee💯
— yam. (@yam_url) September 17, 2020
unusual things happened with my coffee this morning pic.twitter.com/FLZEM8C4n5
— kipo comics (@wtfmafakas) February 14, 2021
yall ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) August 29, 2019