Today we are bringing out the best, the savage, the entertaining, the creepy, the truthful, and the nice side of men. Nobody is safe today in terms of men. We are bringing you the best to the worse side of men today, but we promise you that you will leave here being reminded of your father, brother, or friend. So, without further ado, we present to you 13 Tweets about Men.
Hipsters are so irritating. This man just brought a typewriter into this coffee shop. Sir. Go home.
— Seize. (@czerrrsdead) January 6, 2020
juliet: o romeo, o romeo, wherefore art thou romeo, deny thy father and refuse thy name
juliet: or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
romeo: okay juliet what- [sighs] what the fuck are u talking about
— randy (@leakypod) January 22, 2020
My son is 3. He negotiates over everything. Aggressively.
He makes outrageous opening offers.
He reopens settled topics.
He walks away from the bargaining table.
I am so proud.
— Ady Barkan🔥🌹 (@AdyBarkan) January 26, 2020
men be like I’m bilingual I speak English and over women
— Arely (@arelygabriela_) January 13, 2020
My husband pissed me off today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he had planned for our special day tomorrow
There is nothing special about tomorrow
But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over
— Kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) January 11, 2020
show up to the pregame on an empty stomach✅
drink one white claw✅
text every girl that I know that I think she is beautiful✅
pay 10 dollars to get into the club✅
have a horrible time✅
why do you keep doing this man✅
it’s friday night🔥🔥
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) January 18, 2020
u used to make fun of him for taking piano lessons as a kid but now he just played the office theme song in front of ur girl and she’s ready to risk it all
— James (@CaucasianJames) January 9, 2020
If a British guy caught his wife cheating he’d probably be like “right. what’s all this then”
— jz (@mixedgrass) January 8, 2020
A homeless man sign said “1 DAY IT COULD BE U” So I decided to keep my dollar just in case that mf was right 👀
— ً (@WrongN1K) January 2, 2020
men get really hot and bothered while sexting and im just laughing and eating macaroni lmao
— ً (@candidposts) December 21, 2019
Men in the parking lot after the club let out pic.twitter.com/MrY9EPFrhM
— skin like buttttaaaaa. (@sarahhanem) January 16, 2020
White dudes will be like "there he is, the man, the myth, the legend!" And it's just Garrett
— Kyle🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) December 18, 2019
My father's favourite quote to us –
"The woman you know as your grandmother is not my mother. That's an elderly woman now trying to get into heaven." https://t.co/1RVWvk29JC
— IG: Jadularasa (@jadegraceann) January 10, 2020