Dog or cat? This discussion has been going on for eons and will probably never come to an end. Our four-legged friends enrich our lives and often make us think about what is going on in their heads of our dear animals. They give us moments that simply make us laugh or shake our heads. Many pet owners share the anecdotes of their beloved animals on Twitter and we have selected the best of them for you in this special. Have fun!
#1:
“I missed you too”
– me to my dog when I come out of the bathroom
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) November 13, 2019
#2:
cat: *rolls over on back* pet my belly
me: no i know this is a trap
cat:
me:
cat:
me: fine *goes to pet belly*
cat: *claws & bites my hand* hahah have some scratches, as a treat you stupid idiot
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) January 20, 2020
#3:
I left the groceries for ONE MINUTE so I could pee and he took a bite out of every single tortilla. I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him pic.twitter.com/bx4RFxGMwK
— 𝔞𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔞 𝔩𝔞 𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞’𝔰 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 (@Catholic_Guilt_) November 23, 2019
#4:
is it even possible to watch your cat stretch out without saying “oh! Big stretch!”
— 🌜 Diana Soreil 🌛 @ ECCC (@silencedrowns) November 15, 2019
#5:
[ creating bats ]
god: well we already made birds
angel:
god:
angel: what if they were goth
god: omg what IF they were goth tho
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 12, 2019
#6:
birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) July 13, 2015
#7:
Peas are one of his favourite foods, and Atticus was so excited to get some that he didn’t know which one to eat first! pic.twitter.com/fy3kE0kgrW
— Amy W. Schwartz 🦇 (@lizardschwartz) January 10, 2020
#8:
Just heard my mom shouting “DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE ROOMBA IS” and then 2 minutes later, more quietly, “aww poor roomba how’d you get stuck there sweetie”
— gov michaela (@MichaelaOkla) November 28, 2019
#9:
can’t stop thinking about that dog singing with perfect vibrato pic.twitter.com/AeaNwUIFrO
— john (@Scarlet4UrMa) December 22, 2019
#10:
MY THERAPY ELK pic.twitter.com/DKqkvoqsNz
— batkaren (@batkaren) January 10, 2020
#11:
cat: *rolls over on back* pet my belly
me: no i know this is a trap
cat:
me:
cat:
me: fine *goes to pet belly*
cat: *claws & bites my hand* hahah have some scratches, as a treat you stupid idiot
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) January 20, 2020
