So, it was an interesting (people with a sane mind would say horrible, horrible year), but on the bright side, it brought the best out of Twitter. One thing is for sure, even when the world is burning (no pun intended), no matter the topic, there will be the right Tweet that will make us laugh, think or smile about it. Enjoy our last weekly and have a happy NYE.
Christmas Eve: ohhh my childhood home! I want to stay here forever!!
Two days after Christmas: if I don’t leave in the next ten minutes I will physically explode
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 28, 2019
The silliest thing I’ve ever done for a man was pretend to be athletic. I lied and told him I was jogging somewhere and he was like “omg that’s so close to me, jog to me” but I was in bed. So I put on a workout outfit, took and Uber a block away and pretended to jog up to him
— Aerin Creer (@BeautyAerin) December 24, 2019
can’t stand when I say “I wish I had a beautiful singing voice” and one of my goof ass musical theater friends says “your voice is a muscle, just train it!”
I want undeniable talent, not homework.
— 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐛 (@calebsaysthings) December 29, 2019
Gave my Dad Mr Bean cut out for Christmas and he’s been moving it around the house to scare my Mum pic.twitter.com/lV1hznf4L8
— Harry (@wroetoshaw) December 25, 2019
me: *gets down on one knee*
girlfriend: omg it’s finally happening
me: *falls over*
girlfriend: the poison is kicking in
— harvard graduate (@heelyfanaccount) December 28, 2019
My gay homie just said if he doesn’t get an apple watch for christmas this year he gonna come out to his family and ruin the day for everyone 🤣🤣🤣
— andreas (@_mexiterranean) December 24, 2019
2012 Twitter: what idiot called it iced coffee & not cool beans lol
2019 Twitter: I have an open wound but don’t have health insurance until next month, anyone know if saran wrap will work
— ho ho holesome content (@SortaBad) December 28, 2019
Had to get a new washer dryer (17 yrs! Thanks Maytag) and the guys installing it asked “you didn’t make this your wife’s Christmas present right?”
“Cause the guy at the last house did and that was a bad scene man”
— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) December 26, 2019
just caught a disgusting pervert on the bus watching pornography over my shoulder
— Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell 🥵 (@thetomska) December 27, 2019
A man passed away on my flight. So basically if you die on a spirit plane they just put a blanket over you and keep it pushing.
— Peanut (@TriflinTwat) December 24, 2019