Our weekly top 10 Tweets from November 22, 2019!

Winter is coming. Stay warm with laughing about the top ten of the week.

#1:

me: I feel personally attacked

murderer: sorry
— Funk doctor (@FU_TangClan) November 20, 2019

#2:

Married life is waking up early to preheat your wife’s car. Then taking $10 out her purse as a tip for your services.
— Whiskey Enthusiast🥃 (@Chance2k11) November 19, 2019

#3:

Who said kids today don’t have any imagination. 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/UaychUdMo4
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) November 20, 2019

#4:

Me: hi welcome to Staples

Customer: I’m looking for a notebook

Me: oh man good luck maybe u should go to Notebooks next time

Manager: *hurrying over* what were u looking for sir?

Customer: just some notebooks

Manager: *pointing to his staples shirt* can u fucking read
— average joe (@jazz_inmypants) November 19, 2019

#5:

If an employer ever says “We’re like a family here” what they mean is they’re going to ruin you psychologically
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) November 18, 2019

#6:

me: not today Satan

Satan: tomorrow?

me: no I’ve got Pilates

Satan: *sweating* day after?

me: look I’ll call you ok? I’ve got to go
— Funk doctor (@FU_TangClan) November 17, 2019

#7:

That sounds painful. pic.twitter.com/quVKO96RU7
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) November 18, 2019

#8:

Me: can you take off the corset? I can’t breathe

Him: well if you’d stop laughing for one second you will admit it looks great on me
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) November 22, 2019

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