Define humanity: Pretty chill, as long as Netflix works and you can get an avocado once a week. Until there’s a pandemic and the «evil» government advises you to keep to yourself for a while. Suddenly everyone’s a supporter of a twisted version of the french revolution. At least we can read some great tweets while storming the Bastille.
Vive la révolution! (and have fun!)
— Heather (@luvbuckeyes) March 16, 2020
this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer
— Sabrina (@NerdyAndQuirky) March 16, 2020
How long before the JK Rowling tweet telling us Dobby had Coronavirus this whole time
— Gayle Sequeira (@ProjectSeestra) March 14, 2020
— Danny Says (@DanielonMeds) March 15, 2020
in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out
— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) March 16, 2020
GOING OUT TO BARS:
• are you out of your mind
SECLUDING YOURSELF AT HOME IN A TATTERED WEDDING DRESS PLOTTING REVENGE ON ALL MEN:
• weirdly hot
• no one gets infected
• he will live to regret the day he broke your heart
— The Library Owl 🧙♀️🦉📚 (@SketchesbyBoze) March 16, 2020
Quarantine day 2: I am already so sick of eating toilet paper for every meal. No clue why everyone is doing this.
— ETD51 (@ETD51) March 12, 2020
quarantine day 3 – i haven’t shaved my legs in two months
— Gråçë (@garrcie) March 15, 2020
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 12, 2020
AMERICA, EVERY WEEKEND: I just wanna Netflix and Chill lol.
THE WEEKEND EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAY INSIDE: It's my God-given right to go outside and lick whatever I want.
— Jake Whitacre (@jakewhitacre) March 15, 2020