«Have a holy joly Christmas, it’s the best time of the year» We, the editorial team of Best of Twitter wish you all a merry christmas, happy holidays and a wonderful time! Here is our christmas present for you: 1o funny Tweets about christmas!
#1:
Came all the way home to spend time with my family only for my sister to just now tell me that I had apparently accidentally liked one of her boyfriend’s shirtless beach pics four months ago. Christmas is ruined.
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) December 23, 2019
#2:
You've got to be kidding me. After all these years… pic.twitter.com/dhNgjCVzeG
— Chuck B (@chUckbUte) December 15, 2019
#3:
My husband is helping me relax by grabbing a few last minute grocery items. I asked for 2-3 cucumbers and he just called to brag how he remembered to get all 23 cucumbers on my list.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) December 23, 2019
#4:
me getting socks as a Christmas present as a child: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
me getting socks as a Christmas present now: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
— ugly & sad 🤍 🅙 (@SpookyGothLoser) December 1, 2019
#5:
A virgin getting pregnant I can believe, but 3 wise men?
🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️
— Natasha (@dramadelinquent) December 15, 2019
#6:
My holiday mom level is at:
“EVERYBODY GET OFF YOUR BUTTS AND HELP ME CLEAN THIS DAMN HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS!”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) December 22, 2019
#7:
How ya breath stink around Christmas its free peppermints everywhere
— Papí 🏁 (@HandsomeAssh0le) December 16, 2019
#8:
Husband: Promise you won’t regift what I gave you to my family this year
Me: I swear I won’t
[on Xmas]
Mother-In-Law (to me): Thanks so much for the edible panties— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) December 20, 2019
#9:
The rest of the year:
"Do you want a Baileys?"
Me: Fuck off! What am I 12?Christmas time:
"Do you want a Baileys?"
Me: Pour it over my Rice Krispies & leave the bottle— joe heenan (@joeheenan) December 23, 2019
#10:
Santa: *sneaks down the chimney*
[light abruptly flips on]
“hi, im chris hansen with NBC dateline, why don't you take a seat?”
Santa: uhhh this isn’t what it looks like
— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) December 15, 2019
