Stories

What's the dumbest beliefs you had as a child? When I was 4-5 I swore that bird seeds grew birds, thus the name. When my parents asked me to prove it to them, I planted a pile of bird seeds. The next day there were loads of birds where I planted the seeds, showing I was right.

Thread: What’s the Dumbest Beliefs you had as a Child?

Yeah, kids are smart, we’ve heard about that! But sometimes they mix things up. And we say that without any judgement. This is a really confusing world and it can be hard to keep track …

When I was a little girl in the 90s, I wanted a Batman birthday party, but I was told that "Batman was for boys." Growing up, I always joked that someday I'd get that Batman birthday party when I turned 32 (my favorite number). I gave up on that idea, but my boyfriend didn't.

Thread: When I Was a Little Girl in the 90s, I Wanted a Batman Birthday Party, but I Was Told That «Batman Was for Boys.»

Okay, at some point we all have to admit that we are not that young anymore and that it is time for us to grow up. Perhaps in this life we will no longer become …

But you liked this dinner last week. You ate two helpings of it. Yes you did. Yes you did. You did. Just eat it. I told you they’re carrots. Yes I did. I did. Carrots.

Thread – «Tell me you’re a parent without telling me you’re a parent»

There are many things that make parents unique. Mostly a lot of funny things. @InnerMomalogues has set the task on Twitter to tell her that you are parents without telling her that you are parents. …

Thread: What’s the most Awkward date y’all ever been On?

Let’s admit it, being alone can be tough. Basically, we all expected social distancing to be our time! Finally the end of all those who breathe into our necks while waiting for the cashier to …

Ummmm @CTCSquares - why are there shrimp tails in my cereal? (This is not a bit)

Thread: Breakfast for Champions

Do you remember the times as kid when you couldn’t wait for breakfast since cereals came with a little surprise? A super realistic agent badge. A couple of stickers that glow in the dark. A …

A thread: My client got out of 30 years of prison about 6 weeks ago. Since then, people have been telling him that forms he needs are on the web or that they would email something to him. A few days ago, he shyly admitted to me that he doesnt understand what any of that means.

Thread: A Small Step Into the Digital World

Leaving a prison as a free person is a feeling that many of us probably don’t know and probably don’t want to know. However, for those who know the feeling, it’s more than just that. …

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Thread: A Funny Tribute to Trumps Weirdest & Dumbest Moments

Four years of Donald Trump – What a roller coaster ride. Twitter user Jules Suzdaltsev has summed up those four years in a wonderful tribute to the failed dictator, full of the funniest, weirdest, and …

"How Gilmore Girls characters would respond to the pandemic" (a thread) Lorelai - makes her own masks from old concert T-shirts, has re-watched every movie made before 1950, uses Covid as an excuse to get out of Friday Night Dinners, but then has to Zoom into them

Thread: How Gilmore Girls Characters Would Respond to the Pandemic

Have you lately discovered the first grey hairs on your head? Yes? Well, then congratulations, that means you have the perfect age to remember all characters of the Gilmore Girls, right? But even if not, …

Thread: Symptoms of Depression no-one talks about

We talk a lot about health these days, but for some reason we tend to forget, that there is more to health than the physical aspects. In fact, the current situation has led to a …

Something incredible just happened. My doorbell rang and I answered to find an older woman I've never met before. She politely said, "I'm trying to find a place to sleep tonight. My sister used to live here. Can you call her? I might be listed as a missing person."

A Thread about Humanity

It is always at the same time beautiful and frightening, how people can behave towards people. In a beautiful thread, Twitter user @mobleywho describes the story of an old lady who lives on the street …