Just recently, Sex and the City actress Cynthia Nixon took care of the social media turmoil together with the Girls.Girls.Girls magazine. With «Be a lady they said», she showed in a scandalously honest way the demands of society with which women are still confronted today. But let’s face it, we women can do anything. We can also drive a fast sports car, understand everything said
about cars and still looking damn good while doing it compared to guys and also have a lot to counteract the other clichés. So girls: Be a lady — be yourself! And if yourself means going out in sweatpants to get a greasy burger with no make up at all, so be it.
If I let you touch my boobs you are legally obligated to be nice to me, this is law
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 27, 2020
For every man that doesn't understand why women are fed up. Last year Uber received 235 reports of rape, 280 reports of attempted rape & 5,981 reports of sexual abuse between 2017 and 2018. So, men, I ask you, have you ever called your Uber and feared the driver may rape you?
— Michelle Guido (@heyyguido) December 6, 2019
Why is everyone fighting over small boobs are good or big boobs are good. Can we just agree all boobs are good?
— Red Hair, Green Eyes, Can’t Lose (@intheloop925) January 9, 2020
girl 1: today I was gonna eat salad and laugh
girl 2: nice
girl 1: go rock climbing in white shorts
girl 2: yes!
girl 1: then go roller blading on the beach with seven dogs
girl 2: of course it’s Saturday
girl 1: but I’m on my period
tampon ad: we’ve got great news!
— tom (@pilau) January 4, 2020
The stages of a girls night out:
7) making out with a guy
9) making out with a different guy
12) lose phone
13) friends leave
14) guys leave
15) lose one shoe
— Angry Barman (@angry_barman) January 9, 2020
How to be a Woman
– Be fit
– Be slim
– Be feminine
– Be able to clean + cook
– Don’t swear
– Don’t nag
– Have kids
– Have long hair
– Barely wear makeup
– Be modest
– Wear dresses
– Submit to a worthy man
– Get married
Don’t let degeneracy take away your femininity
— Carlos Del Valle (@cdelvallejr) December 12, 2019
When it comes to my age, I like to keep people guessing.
I do this by having both acne and gray hairs.
— MomOf1AndDone (@momof1anddone_) January 4, 2020
the year is 2036. we have a girl boss for president. sex work is illegal but all women are mandated to take pole fitness classes by federal law. uber eats has replaced the ministry of health, which is now called the ministry of self care. lizzo
— ev (@nomunnynohunny) December 20, 2019
It’s 1999. You’ve blow dried your hair with a big round brush. You add three butterfly clips. Your lip gloss is sticky. There is body glitter on your shoulders. You’re going to drink peach schnapps and kiss a boy you don’t know. You don’t know it but life is perfect right now.
— Vision O’Bored ☘️ (@VisionBored1) December 29, 2019
Dear women in their early 20’s: if a man tells you, “you’re not like other girls” hear me when I tell you, this means this dude sucks. I’m listening to a guy tell a woman this, and he followed it up with “you’re satisfied with tequila and a grilled cheese.”
— Maria DahvanaHeadley (@MARIADAHVANA) February 25, 2020
Welcome to your 40s – you now think every car has its brights on.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) December 14, 2019
I got my makeup done last night and my makeup artist was a freelancer brought in just for the busy night. Turns out her full time job was doing makeup for the porn industry.
LEMME TELL YOU LADIES I LEARNED SOME THINGS ABOUT SETTING SPRAY.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) January 1, 2020