The 10 best Tweets about Animals!

They are our best friends, our fellow in misery and our partner in crime! But they especially always make us laugh!

#1:

DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a

— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015

#2:

gf: what u thinking about

me: [worrying that the dog is mad at me because i haven't bought him a ball in a while] other girls

— Hey Buddy Comics (@HeyBuddyComics) November 11, 2019

#3:

No big deal; just a guy playing fetch with a beluga whale… ? pic.twitter.com/PdSNgVABIu

— Steve Stewart-Williams (@SteveStuWill) November 7, 2019

#4:

God: hey can we talk?

Cat: what’s up?

God: I thought you loved the humans?

Cat: I love them so much!

God: but you ignore them like 90% of the time.

Cat: I’m playing hard to get.

God: oh.

Cat: don’t wanna seem too desperate.

God:

Cat: omg did they say something about me?

— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) November 10, 2019

#5:

“Mike, how many times do we have to go through this: we don’t need B roll footage of squirrels.” pic.twitter.com/5lySuyzDFw

— The Personification of Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) August 1, 2019

#6:

I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.

— [crying in Thanksgiving] (@SortaBad) February 21, 2012

#7:

*shakes wife awake*

*whispers*
Karen. Karen! Don't make any sudden moves…he's back again. pic.twitter.com/4Xb5jPfXPL

— Cat Whom Eats Turkey (@Laser_Cat) August 20, 2014

#8:

You can't leave the aquarium with a penguin.

It's a stuffed animal I got in the gift shop.

Ma'am, it's moving.

I GOT IT IN THE GIFT SHOP!

— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) August 14, 2016

#9:

[restaurant]

RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg

WAITER: one egg? *suspicious* you’re not from around here, are you?

RACCOON: t-two eggs?

WAITER: ah yes, that’s a normal quantity of eggs

RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs!

WAITER: *eyes narrow*

— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) August 24, 2018

#10:

i am in literal TEARS over how pure the energy in this video is pic.twitter.com/tbPGt3h6iQ

— arisa (@mcrmikan) November 10, 2019