when i hear people talking about working 80 hour weeks and grinding nonstop its so inspirational. really inspires me to never get a shit job like that

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#39)

So this week we talked about the two things that define us as a sophisticated, reflective, and enlightened society. A) drinking fermented grape juice like a medieval clergyman before the invention of the sewage system …

“why don’t people trust scientists and follow the rules?” i say as i shove a q-tip 2 inches into my ear canal

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#38)

This week we intensively discussed the two epic fights most of us are facing in one form or the other. Number one being the endless, bloody yet very entertaining two-front war between Gen Z, Millennials, …

I hate this pandemic, if I wanted to waste my 30’s I would have gotten married and started a family.

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#37)

We just realized that nobody went into space this week, isn’t that great? So, with all of the billionaires and their pitiful millionaire friends on earth, we might be able to solve one or two …

the funniest thing about the anti-vaxx ppl is they're also anti mask so like...what's the plan here babes how we dealing with this whole deadly pandemic thing? is it healing crystals? positive affirmations?? i jus wanna know

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#36)

Happy weekend everyone! It’s Saturday and if you got up before 10am, you might want to use the weekend to google for doctors in your area. Except you have kids, then it might be a …

Got a CV today and the guy literally listed one of his skills as ‘googling’ We’re interviewing him

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#35)

The nice thing about our Saturday recap is that we already did all the work during the week and only need to sit down for a few minutes to write an introduction that will get …

me, looking at $900,000 houses with $76 in my bank account: interesting design choice but ok

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#34)

This week a courageous man set out to explore unknown expanses. Bravely he invested all his strength, a – for regular people as us quite big – part of his fortune and put all (two) …

“Vaccines are unnatural.” Yeah, so are eye glasses and air travel and surgical anesthesia and scuba diving and air conditioning and purified water and bullets and television and microwaves and shoes.

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#33)

Oh oh, somebody almost forgot to collect the best Tweets of the week, but luckily this person was looking for an excuse to hide in the office from the kids who happened to use the …

can't believe I'm going to have a self-driving car before I have a Word document that can handle minor changes in formatting without collapsing in on itself like a dying star

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#32)

Welcome to the best day of the week and congratulations, the aliens have given up on their search for intelligent life and have flown to the next planet. It is so far unclear whether Mark …

Honestly I’m not really freaked out by the ufo sightings, like what are they going to do, take over and make everyone work themselves to death? Not give us healthcare again? Make the planet unlivable? Been there done that.

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#31)

It’s official, we are not alone in this universe. UFOs have been spotted from several places on this planet!!1!11 Sure, a few people are going crazy, but honestly guys, we don’t have to worry at …

it took bruce willis 130 minutes to realize he was a ghost and you expect men to notice a haircut.

21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#30)

Welcome back everyone! It was another crazy week for most of us, yet especially for the guy with the rainbow flag who ran on the field in Munich during the match between Germany and Hungary. …