Imagine an alternate universe, where the Food and Drug Administration has to do a press release, that ends with «You are not a horse. You are not a cow. We are begging you to stop taking animal dewormer!». Did we say alternate? Joke’s on us, because that’s exactly what’s happening right now. And let’s be clear, we have a quite vivid imagination, but that was on no one’s 2021 bingo card. So the universe keeps on surprising us, but we’re not talking about the good kind of «here’s a new tree that grows ice cream» surprises. More the kind of «did you know there are actually 13 Horsemen of the Apocalypse and they are real?» stuff. But we won’t complain, because that means there’s a neverending spree of Tweets that make the whole experience more bearable. In fact we complain a lot, but that’s another topic. Today we proudly present a collections of gems about people who don’t believe in vaccines. In 2021. Cheers!
#1: MU RIGHTS AS A MURICAN
antivaxxers on here defending themselves like “if my child dies that’s my opinion”
— giabuchi's room (@jaboukie) January 30, 2019
#2: Brave new world
1999:Teenager sneaks outside home to drink alcohol.
2009:Teenager sneaks outside home to smoke weed.
2019:Teenager sneaks outside home to get measles vaccine.
— Entela (@entelamirofci) May 19, 2019
#3: There’s just one T in truth
There’s no “I” in measles, but there’s two of them in idiot. Vaccinate yo' damn kids.
— God (@thegoodgodabove) February 24, 2015
#4: We have no idea
Can anyone guess how this person could protect their child from the measles? pic.twitter.com/l07KClnUWv
— Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason & Science (@rdfrs) January 29, 2019
#5: Let’s hope some people mutate into getting a brain
What so many anti-vaxxers don’t seem to understand. pic.twitter.com/QcgJQsv6v4
— In Utah But Not Of Utah (@InUtahNotOfUtah) August 28, 2021
#6: Thoughts and prayers to the bathroom
My anti-vaxxer uncle who is taking Ivermectin tells me it totally works and he’ll be happy to explain how wrong I am about it just as soon as he gets back from his 19th trip to the bathroom this morning.
— 💀 Scary Larry 💀 🇺🇸🌊✊🏻🗽 (@StompTheGOP) August 29, 2021
#7: Karen can’t even
People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.
They died, Carol. A lot of people died.
— Elise Kumar 🤷♀️🚪👻 (@elisekumar) September 8, 2018
#8: Show it to the libtards by killing yourself
Nothing symbolizes America to me than people refusing to take a vaccine because it isn’t fully authorized by the fda but being like “I’ll just chug a little bit of horse medicine”despite the FDA saying “please don’t chug the horse medicine”
— 🔪🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪🔪 (@murderxbryan) August 23, 2021
#9: Does a raccoon count?
Question: Do people who own horses typically walk around with a photo of themselves and their horse? pic.twitter.com/QWjV1R2SZt
— Ray [REDACTED] (@RayRedacted) August 29, 2021
#10: Perspectives seem to change once you’re in the ICU
Funny how when antivaxxers get really sick they show up at the ER and suddenly believe in science.
— Christopher 🇺🇸 Proud Dem (@cwebbonline) August 29, 2021
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