Sure, relationships are great. But are they that great as breakups? Come on, have you really lived until you made some drama in your ex’s house? The thrill of waking up with a heavy head, a very dry mouth, and the realization that you tried to call the ex last night! (17 times.) The pure joy of meeting him or her and the new partner in the supermarket while buying a month’s supply of Tetra Pak wine! (In pajamas.) Right? RIGHT? If you have successfully suppressed these memories under a layer of therapy or alcohol don’t worry, we got you. Please have fun with the best Tweets about breakups!
how do polyamorous relationships break up with someone, do you vote someone off like an among us imposter or ..
— axl ⚢ (@cookiegender) May 20, 2021
the stages of a breakup:
4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you’re having fun
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) October 5, 2015
jeff bezos trying to escape the earth because of a breakup is the most relatable thing he’s done
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) June 8, 2021
dating my last boyfriend was like being on the bachelor but not knowing I was on the bachelor
— Sara Morse (@saramorseyy) February 27, 2019
One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose (@andyrose___) July 24, 2017
so I asked my mom why is she still talking to my old boo and she asked me “why are you still talking to my ex husband?”. Ma’am.. that is my father 😂
— khiry curving (@KhiryArion) February 15, 2019
Years ago I was going through a breakup and my boss at the time asked me what was up so I confided in her that I was having a rough time and she said «maybe you’d feel better if you worked more»
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) June 7, 2021
my mom got divorced and bought a new house and car in two days. I went through a breakup and laid in bed for 3 months but ok mom!!!
— ✿ ✿ ✿ (@kenzzzzdanielle) May 27, 2018
pro tip: instead of dyeing your hair when you break up with someone, just cut off the exact length of his dick so you can caption your selfie “not gonna miss those 6 inches, Mike”
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 18, 2018
Me and my girlfriend dated once when we were younger and now again as adults (9 years apart) I dumped her in a text when we were 17 and anytime we watch a movie that is ab breakups she still will say “i wonder if he dumps her in a text” girl’s never forget a thing.
— gregg (@Gregggyboy) March 14, 2019
People want you to be super embarrassed that a relationship didn’t work out. Let’s stop that. That’s not embarrassing. People are allowed to break up and fall in love with someone else. And they can repeat that 56 times if they want to 😂
— Brittany♚ (@britshaniece) June 1, 2021
Sometimes relationships don’t work out because of timing, but most of the time it’s because someone is an asshole.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 17, 2011