How innocent we were when we started college, like a beautiful little caterpiller. And then we transformed into no, not a butterfly. An emotional mess with a developing drinking problem, staying alive by eating junk food at 4 in the morning while having to go to class at 7. And let’s be honest, we loved it. It tought us a lot, mainly that you should take an Ibuprofen before going to bed after a night of clubbing and how important a friendly connection to the janitor is. Those guys have access to every office, that’s all we’re saying. Like we have access to the best Tweets about college life. Enjoy!
#1:
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
— maybe: egg (@plantbboi) August 27, 2018
#2:
me driving on campus: if u don’t move I will hit u omg
me walking on campus: what r they gonna do lol hit me— Cas (@CassieCothernXO) August 22, 2018
#3:
do i rlly need this degree if the earth is dying
— maria (@mariaanasr) October 10, 2018
#4:
10pm in high school: alright time for bed
2am in college: alright time for dinner
— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) October 15, 2018
#5:
Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty
Me: *follows etiquette*
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad
— Nihal 🌿 (@coralbeef_) September 7, 2018
#6:
Make friends in your classes pic.twitter.com/U6NXvCooun
— molly (@mcelizabeth97) March 14, 2018
#7:
Sororities: no cussing, no alcohol, no boys past 2am
Fraternities: lets put a waterslide on the roof
— Radelyn (@mmt2016_) September 6, 2017
#8:
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW
— Deno DeMartino (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017
#9:
high school teacher: you can't know anything about my life
college prof: i have a drinking problem— tj (@tjking1204) September 7, 2017
#10:
i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work
— margater (@maggieisntcool) October 1, 2018
