Hard to believe but it currently looks like we are getting a grip on this pandemic monster. As good as this news is, it somehow comes a little inconvenient, at least as far as timing is concerned. Some might say the whole thing could happen in winter and not just at the time of year when we look like we’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere in evolution and reached some kind of jellyfish stage. Not that there’s anything wrong with jellyfish. Seriously, there is hardly more grace to be found in the sea. Outside the sea however things don’t end well for jellyfish. Therefore, and without any ulterior motives, we now got the best Tweets about diets for you. Enjoy!
“I lost 15 lbs!”
“I lost 10 pounds!”
Me: I lost hope na!
— Jason Marvin (@jasonmarvinph) March 1, 2019
friends: you wanna go out and eat?
me: y’all won
— step〽️ (@stephan_xo) March 18, 2019
I feel like dieting would be easier if you didn’t have to change the way you eat.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) April 11, 2018
i had a dieting trick where i wud look at the calories & ask myself «is this worth it?»
the answer was always yes so it didnt rly work out
— gh (@GabbieHanna) January 8, 2017
Ah yes, Sunday is here. Time to lay on the couch, eat unhealthy things & pretend I’m going to start dieting tomorrow.
— Joe Santagato (@JoeSantagato) January 22, 2017
i’ve been dieting for two weeks and i can proudly say i lost 14 days of happiness
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) January 22, 2020
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 6, 2020
me after dieting for 4 hours pic.twitter.com/awQK01Anh8
— antonio (@antoniodelotero) October 12, 2017
Husband “I thought you were dieting?”
Me “I am”
Husband “You just ate 6 Oreos”
Me “Yes but I want to eat 12. See – Dieting”
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) March 16, 2018
my wardrobe is:
5% clothes I wear on daily basis
5% clothes I can but don’t wear on daily basis
90% clothes that one day when I start dieting and going to the gym, yeh mere ko theek se fit honge, tab I’ll wear them on daily basis
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 4, 2020
we pretended to put Pavlov on a diet and this is his reaction 😂 pic.twitter.com/8Fapoz7vLZ
— ᴘᴀᴠɢᴏᴅ 🐶 (@PAVGOD) December 20, 2020
If you’re on a diet, and someone makes you homemade cookies, how many should you eat to be polite? I went with 9.
— Larry The Cable Guy (@GitRDoneLarry) March 23, 2021
Feeling a little hungry now? Don’t worry, that’s totally normal. Why don’t you treat yourself with this: