If life taught us one lesson, it’s definitely the fact that you don’t ever want to be the cute blonde girl in a horror movie. A medium sized pizza in a room full of sumo wrestlers has a higher life expectancy. Of course we don’t mean any offense, sumo wrestlers are just way cooler than a room full of people browsing through Twitter to find ten funny Tweets which they can post online and…where were we? Right, scary movies. It’s kind of sad, that they don’t make classics like The Exorcist anymore. Let’s be honest, the scariest part of the Scream series was the hairstyle of Courteney Cox. On the other hand, that fact is a great opportunity for people to write funny Tweets about it. And exactly those Tweets are what we hunted down for you. Enjoy! We’re eating pizza now.
#1:
Whenever the lights go out in a horror movie I assume it's because the ghost is trying to be prudent with the utilities
— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) October 16, 2016
#2:
The neighbors left a perfectly good doll at the curb with their trash and I’ve seen enough horror movies to know to leave it there.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) October 23, 2018
#3:
Am I in some sort of adorable horror movie pic.twitter.com/ITr6HtTPCR
— Aspiring Butterface (@daimbarrs) September 16, 2017
#4:
One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) December 3, 2014
#5:
If they want to make horror movies that are realistic for millennials they shouldn't all start with somebody buying a house
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) October 13, 2018
#6:
[Me in a horror movie]
*is not at the cabin because I have no friends*
— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) January 25, 2019
#7:
I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 7, 2018
#8:
if there's anything I've learned from horror movies it's that all dolls should be purchased new in the original packaging
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) September 16, 2014
#9:
ME: *turns around instead of wiping the steam off my bathroom mirror*
SERIAL KILLER BEHIND ME: okay wow way to ruin the moment
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) June 4, 2018
#10:
White people in horror movies love being a family of 3 and buying big ass fixer uppers for families of 8 in the middle of nowhere
— Pacey Witter Stan Account (@xoMinnieJo) September 17, 2017
