Welcome to the wonderful world of Jeff Bezos. Jeff is rich as hell and bored to death. Plus, he looks like an alien and has reached a certain age at which men tend to buy shiny things that nobody really needs but make great chitchat topics. In sum, it’s not utterly surprising that Jeff recently decided to spend a little change on something the world needs right now – a laugh. (The rocket alone is pure comedy material!) Please have fun with the best Tweets about Jeff Bezos’s very short space excursion!
#1: In fairness, he had to hold it for the entire time too
Jeff Bezos was in space for 5 minutes—or as its known at the Amazon warehouse, your allotted break time for a 16-hour day
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 20, 2021
#2: Wonder how it tastes
jeff bezos: i don’t like it when people say i look like an alien
therapist: well you did exploit earth’s resources
bezos: so that i can build my spaceship
therapist:
bezos: *licks eyeball*
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) July 13, 2021
#3: So inspiring
his dad bought his ticket for $28 million so lets also say that ok https://t.co/pHJ0vizgEy
— Beth. (@tupacany) July 20, 2021
#4: Basically a homie trip (by the way, he also took 82-year-old Wally Funk)
Jeff bezos took two men with him to space instead of some bitches thats all i needed to kno
— jas☔️ (@jaas2x) July 20, 2021
#5: You can’t make this up
.@JeffBezos speaking truth after successful #BlueOrigin flight:
“I also want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer because you guys paid for all of this.” https://t.co/hMS01eRzMs pic.twitter.com/3CueAOX9M8
— Dan Linden (@DanLinden) July 20, 2021
#6: Have you heard Jeff talking?
they have to say human because of scrooge mcduck pic.twitter.com/BQmsz4Ps7r
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) July 20, 2021
#7: Oh why start now …
It’s time for Jeff Bezos to take care of business right here on Earth and pay his fair share in taxes.
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) July 20, 2021
#8: Aren’t there a couple of zeros missing?
the people have spoken pic.twitter.com/lt9jBXULWD
— matt (@mattxiv) July 20, 2021
#9: Well, he did go to Princeton after all
the smartest thing jeff michelle bezos ever did was take that adorable old woman up to space with him so we wouldn’t even be able to fully celebrate if the ship exploded
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) July 20, 2021
#10: Used to this stuff by now
The richest man just went to space for fun in the same month a billion animals cooked to death and hundreds of people died in record breaking heat waves, flooding and fires that are still raging around the world. Our survival isn’t compatible with their evil and greed.
— Savvy☭ (@sleepisocialist) July 20, 2021
#11: What kind of rocket is this?
My Dad got to watch Armstrong walk on the moon.
I get to watch the guy who killed bookstores ride a dick into space. pic.twitter.com/Tv2sL6SKMN
— Will Noonan (@willnoonan) July 20, 2021
#12: We’re in it
when jeff bezos comes back to earth let’s all pretend we don’t know who he is
— elijah. (@realaccountyeah) July 20, 2021
#13: She’s on to something
Billionaires suddenly got real invested in space travel. Is that not peculiar.
— viva ✨ (@HonestlyVi) July 20, 2021
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