Since we’re kind of adults, there aren’t many people left who are still giving us the chills. Basically it’s only bosses, the weird delivery guy who doesn’t blink, and Trump supporters. Oh, and mothers of course. Honestly, is there anything in the world more scary than the women who raised you asking why you broke up with this polite, lovely guy 12 years ago? (You know, the one with the cat shaped pillows on his bed.) If you think «no» is the correct answer, then wait for the mom whose eggs were missing at work! Intrigued? Then please enjoy the best Tweets about mothers! And one thing: Don’t forget to make your mom happy!
#1:
The fact that my mom passed 21 years ago and I still get a monthly allowance from her is testament to how badass she was😂
— Luhle Shange-Khumalo (@LovingLuhle) March 28, 2021
#2:
So my mom saw that her eggs were missing at work so she posted this note. Later some white dude came to her stressed af for the antidote thinking he was going to die 😭😭😭 ngl this is genius pic.twitter.com/rdHENrOYxf
— Kojo (@_kamoafo) March 10, 2021
#3:
My mom never apologizes, she just starts acting nice to me
— ً (@ciaraiin) December 28, 2020
#4:
I asked my mom if she felt any side effects from her second vaccine shot today and she said «an acute appreciation for science»
— Jeremy Abbate ☕️ (@MediaJerNYC) March 11, 2021
#5:
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at 8am?
My mom at 6am: pic.twitter.com/fy1nl9mZNr
— ##_saint ➐ (@Man_jayray) March 26, 2021
#6:
Hate when I show my mom a funny video and she’s like “who’s that?” like I don’t know…just laugh and give me my phone back
— Vic (@vic_moser) September 20, 2018
#7:
Theee years ago today my dad asked my mom for chapstick and she handed him lipstick. He didn’t know for about 20 mins and was so touched that I suddenly wanted so many father/daughter pictures. pic.twitter.com/Od0TbJIKNm
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) December 24, 2020
#8:
i explained the karen meme to my mom (named karen) and she unexpectedly replied «oh, i think of those ‹id like to speak to a manager› type folks as janets.» she then specified that «janets» did not include janet jackson who should have slapped justin timberlake in superbowl 2005
— kate wagner (@mcmansionhell) April 27, 2020
#9:
my mom: we’re just gonna have a few people over, I’ll make something simple
also my mom: pic.twitter.com/CQWFYpLwO8
— عابد (@NasheedWallace) January 13, 2021
#10:
After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 12, 2021
#11:
My mom wanted Yeezys. I got her a new dining room set. Show her how it feels to want something and get what you need instead 🤣
— CHICAGO REALISTATE (@kambamfam_) December 19, 2020
#12:
my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD
— jamie (@bootangina) March 20, 2020
#13:
My Japanese mom said if I got on America’s Got Talent she’d pretend she doesn’t support my comedy career & no longer speaks to me to give me a solid “backstory”. She said she’d plan a dramatic moment where she “calls” for the first time in 5 years. I love her so much.
— Dylan Adler (@DylanAdler6) November 19, 2020
