Guys, we almost forgot Mother’s Day! Which would be a shame, since Father’s Day is pretty much husbands getting drunk with friends, a thing which most women would really appreciate to do once a year. But no, mother’s day means „a day with your whole family!“. So basically the thing you have every day for months now. At least there’s Twitter. So have fun.
I'm not sure what my husband is planning on doing for me on Mother's Day but I hope it's laundry.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 2, 2020
If it’s not a secret underground bunker with a strong WiFi connection and a drop box for food and wine deliveries, I don’t want it for Mother’s Day.
— The Michelle Dempsey (@MichelleDWrites) April 27, 2020
This Mother's Day, get back at her by writing "I love you!" in all caps right on her Facebook wall where all her friends can see it.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) May 8, 2016
I imagine Mother's Day gets really awkward and confusing on Game of Thrones.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 9, 2015
Me: …and then he said, "Why would I get you something for Mother's Day? You're not MY mother."
Judge: You're free to go.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 9, 2015
Mother's Day is my favorite drinking holiday.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 9, 2015
[hands mom flowers on Mother's day]
thanks for a life of sacrifice, these cost me twenty bucks
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) May 7, 2015
Happy Mother's Day. Thank you for only dropping me as a baby those few times.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) May 11, 2014
My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 8, 2016
In honor of Mother's Day here's my favorite text my mom has ever sent me pic.twitter.com/WSmcUEDpSl
— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) May 11, 2014