Guys, we almost forgot Mother’s Day! Which would be a shame, since Father’s Day is pretty much husbands getting drunk with friends, a thing which most women would really appreciate to do once a year. But no, mother’s day means «a day with your whole family!». So basically the thing you have every day for months now. At least there’s Twitter. So have fun.
#1:
I'm not sure what my husband is planning on doing for me on Mother's Day but I hope it's laundry.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 2, 2020
#2:
If it’s not a secret underground bunker with a strong WiFi connection and a drop box for food and wine deliveries, I don’t want it for Mother’s Day.
— The Michelle Dempsey (@MichelleDWrites) April 27, 2020
#3:
This Mother's Day, get back at her by writing "I love you!" in all caps right on her Facebook wall where all her friends can see it.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) May 8, 2016
#4:
I imagine Mother's Day gets really awkward and confusing on Game of Thrones.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 9, 2015
#5:
Me: …and then he said, "Why would I get you something for Mother's Day? You're not MY mother."
Judge: You're free to go.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 9, 2015
#6:
Mother's Day is my favorite drinking holiday.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 9, 2015
#7:
[hands mom flowers on Mother's day]
thanks for a life of sacrifice, these cost me twenty bucks— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) May 7, 2015
#8:
Happy Mother's Day. Thank you for only dropping me as a baby those few times.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) May 11, 2014
#9:
My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 8, 2016
#10:
In honor of Mother's Day here's my favorite text my mom has ever sent me pic.twitter.com/WSmcUEDpSl
— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) May 11, 2014
