In these daring times, the most important thing is to focus on something we can rely on. To fill the void when it gets lonely, to put a smile on our face. Like your family.
I’m just messing with you, Netflix. Of course I’m talking about Netflix. Our soulmate when it gets tough, our friend in need, our hero during family visits at christmas. Time to honor it.
Because of your interest in: being pissed off
Netflix recommends: the sequel to a movie when we don't have the original
— lefty ☭ (@kymcga) March 13, 2014
How I significantly improved my Netflix pic.twitter.com/8EMjBI3PM1
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) May 6, 2015
my college ex-boyfriends Netflix password and I are celebrating our 6 year anniversary 😍
— Aude White (@audevwhite) September 19, 2015
So glad Netflix has dozens of British TV dramas available because I'm a big fan of all eleven UK actors.
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) July 14, 2016
NETFLIX: We added some new movies!
ME: Oh wow let's see what-
NETFLIX: Most of it is unwatchable garbage
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) May 21, 2017
Netflix: Should I play this movie?
Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second
Netflix: I'll put it on
Me: I'm just literally reading what it is
Netflix: It's playing 🙂
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 28, 2019
Netflix: are you still watching
Me: no a cat is eating my decaying face now
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) May 15, 2017
The definition of insanity is starting a subtitled Netflix series like you can stop looking at your phone for more than 4 seconds
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) December 31, 2016
Netflix: this movie is about a 21 year old girl working her dream job with the WaPo
me: something a little more REALISTIC PLS
Netflix: this movie is about a 15 year old girl who finds out she's the princess of a fictitious country & Julie Andrews is her grandmother
— mom streeter (@ccstreeter) July 6, 2018
this is deadass me when im starving but I'm waiting for netflix to load so i can eat while watching my show pic.twitter.com/2KPkT0fyDo
— Stan ! (@faresdalloul) February 16, 2017