In this week’s edition of «how to shoot yourself in the left foot» we have OnlyFans, a platform which is known for one thing and one thing only: sex workers selling videos or webcam shows of themself. No middleman, they choose when, how and what they offer, no pressure to make e certain amount of income, taxes are being paid automatically. Sounds great, right? A step into the right direction, a win win for everyone. So what do you do, if your company gets crazy successful by dominating a market? Exactly, you give in to the pressure of right wing politicians and credit card companies. Tumblr has shown us how good that works. Tumblr what you ask? Right, it’s just a niche website now which has barely any new users. The only bright side about this mess is the fact that Twitter had a field day with this kind of stupidity. And we proudly present the funniest roasts. Enjoy!
#1: Everything can happen now
Twitter will ban sharing thoughts starting in october https://t.co/08BfOIzGOy
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) August 19, 2021
#2: Perhaps they like losing money
As Only Fans decides to kick the core base it built itself around to the curb, I'd like to remind them that Tumblr was purchased by Yahoo for $1.1 billion in 2013, and, following it's ban of adult content, was sold in 2019 by parent company Verizon for $3 million dollars.
— Kaipo (@Kaipo_Rozwolf) August 19, 2021
#3: Please don’t drag innocent cheeseburgers into this
There are so many posts in the Only Fans tag like "loooool now the porn stars will have to work at McDonald's which is funny because it's so demeaning" bold words from all these men who certainly enjoy both porn and cheeseburgers
— Jenny Nicholson 🎃👻🦇 (@JennyENicholson) August 19, 2021
#4: Great minds act alike
tumblr and onlyfans hanging out after they both banned porn pic.twitter.com/PmP9ew4yFV
— matt (@mattxiv) August 19, 2021
#5: Ouch, that stings
men are mad at onlyfans cause their soundcloud never made them any money
— Baltimore RIOT! (@Nothavingit) August 16, 2021
#6: If it pays the rent, it’s a real job
OnlyFans banning porn??? GOOD!! Maybe those people can finally get a real job like ME!! A guy that copy and pastes stuff on excel for 8 hours a day
— Seb | 5’2 | 217 IQ | white latino (@brotifa) August 19, 2021
#7: Wise words
Pay attention to the men who seem a little too excited about OnlyFans banning sexual content and then stay far far away from them
— tay (@SweetBabyTayz) August 20, 2021
#8: How to hurt yourself for beginners
I’m no business man but OnlyFans banning sexually explicit content seems unwise, like Grindr banning gay men
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) August 19, 2021
#9: We too enjoyed the Playboy interviews only
I only looked at onlyfans for the articles
— Nic Nemeth (@HEELZiggler) August 19, 2021
#10: This guy is on fire
Ofcourse the guy banning nudes from OnlyFans ran Risk Management for Lehman Brothers in ’08 pic.twitter.com/CNueaGZs2I
— Overheard on Wall Street (@OHWallStreet) August 19, 2021
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