Parenting is basically just punctuating every conversation with different commands like “Yes, I like your picture. Put on your shoes.” “My favorite color is blue. Can we go now?» Recognize this? Than you are probably a mother or a father. Today we have collected the best and funniest Tweets about pareting to help you in your everyday life! Have fun!
How to bake with toddlers: Don’t
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 18, 2021
Welcome to parenthood. There are now lip-shaped imprints on all of your window panes.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 15, 2021
Every parent who has picked up a toddler and taken them away from a playground while they kick and scream and cry is legally allowed to put “bouncer” on their resume’s work history.
— Faux Ma (@Faux_Ma) March 22, 2021
Toddler obsessed with Batman for six months. Buy all Batman gifts for birthday.
Morning of birthday: toddler only likes Paw Patrol.
— Satirical Mommy (@MommySatirical) March 23, 2021
KID: that’s not how mommy does it
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 25, 2021
they say toddlers are too young to wear makeup, but hear me out pic.twitter.com/97IaHnwrDY
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) March 17, 2021
my two year old just said “mommy why is life the same every day?” like damn existential queen! u tell me
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 16, 2021
My kid took off his wellies and snowsuit in one seamless move then left it all on the floor.
I walked in the room and almost went into cardiac arrest. pic.twitter.com/Dys1kx2NP3
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) March 18, 2021
Absolutely no one:
My 4yo: When I was in your tummy it was super gross in there
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) March 25, 2021
My son just told me that he LOVES the new toy trucks they got at daycare. They are his toy trucks. We donated them because he refused to play with them.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 26, 2021
Son: where do babies come from?
Me: well, when a man and a women love each other very much, and there’s nothing they want to watch on Netflix–
— The Dad (@thedad) September 27, 2019
My 4 year old, listening to my heart beat with his toy stethoscope, says, "I have bad news for you. I'm pretty sure there are a ton of bats in there."
— Jaime Berry (@jaime_berry3) March 24, 2021
Parenting books don’t prepare you for your teens hoarding all of your dishes & silverware in their bedrooms.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 23, 2021