Parenting is basically just punctuating every conversation with different commands like “Yes, I like your picture. Put on your shoes.” “My favorite color is blue. Can we go now?» Recognize this? Than you are probably a mother or a father. Today we have collected the best and funniest Tweets about pareting to help you in your everyday life! Have fun!
#1:
How to bake with toddlers: Don’t
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 18, 2021
#2:
Welcome to parenthood. There are now lip-shaped imprints on all of your window panes.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 15, 2021
#3:
Every parent who has picked up a toddler and taken them away from a playground while they kick and scream and cry is legally allowed to put “bouncer” on their resume’s work history.
— Faux Ma (@Faux_Ma) March 22, 2021
#4:
Toddler obsessed with Batman for six months. Buy all Batman gifts for birthday.
Morning of birthday: toddler only likes Paw Patrol.
— Satirical Mommy (@MommySatirical) March 23, 2021
#5:
ME: *exists*
KID: that’s not how mommy does it
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 25, 2021
#6:
they say toddlers are too young to wear makeup, but hear me out pic.twitter.com/97IaHnwrDY
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) March 17, 2021
#7:
my two year old just said “mommy why is life the same every day?” like damn existential queen! u tell me
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 16, 2021
#8:
My kid took off his wellies and snowsuit in one seamless move then left it all on the floor.
I walked in the room and almost went into cardiac arrest. pic.twitter.com/Dys1kx2NP3
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) March 18, 2021
#9:
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My 4yo: When I was in your tummy it was super gross in there— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) March 25, 2021
#10:
My son just told me that he LOVES the new toy trucks they got at daycare. They are his toy trucks. We donated them because he refused to play with them.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 26, 2021
#11:
Son: where do babies come from?
Me: well, when a man and a women love each other very much, and there’s nothing they want to watch on Netflix–— The Dad (@thedad) September 27, 2019
#12:
My 4 year old, listening to my heart beat with his toy stethoscope, says, "I have bad news for you. I'm pretty sure there are a ton of bats in there."
— Jaime Berry (@jaime_berry3) March 24, 2021
#13:
Parenting books don’t prepare you for your teens hoarding all of your dishes & silverware in their bedrooms.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 23, 2021
