Let’s talk about pizza. Pizza is so much more than just ordinary food. It’s even more than comfort food. Pizza is a friend. It keeps you warm in the middle of a cold night, it never disappoints or tells you to «get your shit together». The invention of pizza was a cultural reset, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe. An escape from this cruel world, it’s art, the first gift you open on Christmas, a hug from a loved one. So please enjoy the best tweets about the most important thing money can buy. Perhaps with a pizza.
I will never forgive Steve Jobs for leaving this earth before making it possible to download pizza.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) June 17, 2012
A woman walked into the gym wearing workout clothes & carrying a full-sized pizza box.
I think I just found my new personal trainer.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 13, 2019
Pizza's here guys! I shout to the empty house.
A single tear runs down the delivery man's face. He knows.
— Deirdre (@figgled) October 15, 2015
Just binge watched a whole pizza
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 25, 2016
Them: You need to listen to your body more.
Body: You're old. And you want pizza.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 12, 2019
Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Me: *points to empty pizza box*
— moody monday (@mdob11) May 30, 2014
me at 17: someone please come over i hate being alone
me at 23: leave the pizza at the front door then knock and go away
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) January 26, 2019
porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 31, 2012
Before you join a meal kit delivery service read this:
Pizza comes to your house already cooked.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 30, 2018
People who don't eat the pizza crust:
1. Why do you do that
2. Can I have it
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) March 25, 2015