We had such high hopes at the beginning of the quarantine. Less stress, responsible eating, doing something for your general health, working out from home. Well, some of us had, others just planned to optimize their drinking routine and finally cashing in those takeaway coupons. But regardless of which group you belong to, it’s safe to say that both are disappointed with the results. But at least some funny gems came out of it, so enjoy!
#1:
Fucking waste of an afternoon. Just did a massive home workout and didn’t film any of it.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 26, 2020
#2:
Like a centaur, but the bottom half is a couch. This is what I’ve become.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 30, 2020
#3:
My favorite form of cardio is racing around trying to hide the evidence of my snacking as my husband walks into the room after his workout
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 9, 2020
#4:
my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane
— saint cignatius (@saintcignatius) March 19, 2020
#5:
I signed up for a zoom workout class that was too advanced so when the instructor said “do a plank and bring your knee to the opposite elbow,” I did a modified version where I turned off my computer and made pancakes
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) April 20, 2020
#6:
My quarantine routine:
5 am: tired
7 am: tired
10 am: tired
12 pm: tired
3 pm: tired
5 pm: tired
7 pm: tired
10 pm: tired
Bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY
— وير (@syawiers) March 21, 2020
#7:
Day 1 of Quarantine: “I’m going to meditate and do body-weight training.”
Day 4: *just pours the ice cream into the pasta*
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) March 17, 2020
#8:
My Quarantine Routine
I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability
9 am – 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 20, 2020
#9:
Found a great new workout, it’s called carting 14 days of groceries down the street and up to my walk-up apartment
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) May 6, 2020
#10:
Day one: I’ll start a cleanse and workout every day until this is over and when I re-emerge from self-isolation, I will be a supermodel.
Day seven: *Sucking instant pudding through a boba straw while playing Animal Crossing in my blanket fort*
— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) March 21, 2020
