Running. From an evolutionary point of view it’s an ability used when you’re a) chased or b) your cave is about to collapse. Let’s just say fear of getting hurt in general, not a very pleasant feeling, even for the people who liked to watch «50 Shades Of Grey» without being forced to. And now poor souls are doing it for fun, at their own free will. But we’re sure they have a good reason for it, there are all kinds of weird things people enjoy and if we survive pizza with pineapple, just let them run. At least we’re getting good tweets about it. Here are some of the best. Enjoy!
The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) October 20, 2014
My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) April 13, 2011
I like all the things about running that aren't running. (Eating carbs, comfortable footwear, being cheered.)
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 2, 2013
let's calm down guy jogging from the gym parking lot to the gym
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 13, 2013
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014
When I go running I like to dress in such a way that makes it hard for people to tell whether I'm exercising or being chased.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) April 10, 2014
I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.
— moody monday (@mdob11) May 14, 2014
woke up in running clothes. really admire drunk me and her ambitions.
— Sapna Maheshwari (@sapna) October 26, 2014
Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
— That Girl 🇨🇦 (@TrueTorontoGirl) September 11, 2015
[friend is telling me about running a marathon]
"So you like did this on purpose?"
— Regional Expert (@SortaBad) October 20, 2015