Let’s face it, these are the times we really could use some kind of Professor X in charge. Instead we’re stuck with, yes yes, i know. Don’t speak ill of Voldemort. At least in Germany «Mutti» has her all-seeing eye on us, feels a bit like living in Hobbiton while watching a livestream to Sauron.
Where was I? Ah right, our special. Please enjoy!
HULK:*smashes a tank*
IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind*
HAWKEYE: I have an arrow w/ your name on it pal, hold on stand still
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) January 31, 2015
Commissioner: we'll need to stay in touch
Commissioner: this stealth communication device will-
Batman: LETS USE A GIANT SKY LAMP
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) October 6, 2015
Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) August 16, 2013
imagine Thor but with like… a regular hammer pic.twitter.com/efN2V3358c
— joanne (@hiddlestomas) May 25, 2018
Guys, be glad that spider bit peter Parker and not a horse. I mean could you imagine, could you even imagine.
— low flow toilet conspiracy theorist (@pharmasean) September 16, 2013
Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.
— Steve vs. Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) October 8, 2018
Superman: I am an all powerful alien with only one weakness.
Batman: Is it bats? Please say bats.
— Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱⚫️ (@ErrenMichaels) April 18, 2015
[guy in charge of naming superheroes]
Wonder Woman, next
*takes a hit of acid*
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) February 9, 2015
[Bat symbol lights up Gotham's sky]
"Gordon needs me, the city needs me."
[Robin waving flashlight around]
"Oh wow look they need me too."
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) April 14, 2014
What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) August 30, 2017