Taxation – The school subject that everyone wants but no one ever had. How to file a tax return is probably one of the biggest issues of growing up. Some are lucky to still have their parents do their tax returns or have enough money to have a tax advisor help them. For those who don’t, it means looking for slips, taking photographs of receipts, scanning forms, and calculating. Great fun! And since the deadline is running out, we at Best of Twitter thought we might be able to help you with your tax return a little bit. Of course with the best Tweets about taxes! Have fun!
Doing my taxes: "Is at least two thirds of your income from farming or fishing?"
*gazes wistfully out the window for 40 minutes*
— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) April 16, 2018
taxes really HATE single people with no kids bro
— abel (@abelxstreet) January 15, 2021
Tax forms are just one long roast of my personal and financial situation
Form: "Are you married"
Form: "Do you have property"
Form: "I mean…do you have friends at least?"
— Nikhil Krishnan (@nikillinit) March 9, 2019
Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
— ♥ mark magark♥ (@markedly) June 25, 2019
You can have a good evening or you can sit down with your husband to do your taxes.
You can’t have both.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 18, 2020
For those who insist Trump is a religious man, I'll grant you he pays taxes like a church.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 29, 2020
Donald Trump isn’t alone. The richest 1% of Americans is responsible for 70% of all unpaid taxes.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) September 28, 2020
Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday
— Alicia Keys Sister (@yellowbonemama) January 21, 2020
Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov’t: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov’t: You go to prison
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) April 16, 2019
If billionaires aren’t paying their taxes I don’t see why I should have to pay my student loans.
— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) September 28, 2020
doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about
Step 1: get your W-2’s
Step 2: give them to your dad
i don’t know what so hard about that.
— Brody Edwards (@Brody_Edwards24) February 8, 2020