So, it looks like Mango Mussolini has finally overplayed his cards. You know you really messed up, when even the human equivalent to a tapeworm like Ted Cruz suddenly stops licking your shoes. And perhaps, just perhaps Nancy Pelosi finally finds her backbone under all those 600 Dollar cheques and we see a proper Impeachment happening, before people start building guillotines in their backyard. But all in all, we should probably admit that this isn’t the year for dry January either and buckle up for 2021: The sequel of 2020, with more action, worse actors and a lot of more plot twists. Enjoy the ride!
#1:
Suspend his Pinterest account too
— Samantha 🇨🇦 (@ItsSamG) January 8, 2021
He doesn’t deserve those recipes after what he’s done
#2:
Remember when America got mad because Obama wore a tan suit….good times.
— GODZILLA SIZED HANDSOME BASTARD (@GimmieTheHam) January 7, 2021
#3:
Anyone who has had a toxic roommate knows that the last two weeks are the worst
— Nori Reed (@nori_reed) January 7, 2021
#4:
It is January 7th and my bingo card is damn near full pic.twitter.com/2xRPUi0iTL
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) January 8, 2021
#5:
HR REP: it says here on your resume that from 2016-2020 you were “just chillin”?
— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) January 7, 2021
MIKE PENCE: that is correct. I was chilling very much with my mother.
#6:
So as it turns out, teaching your kids how to lose that game of Candy Land gracefully was a much more important lesson than you probably realized at the time.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 7, 2021
#7:
A story in 3 Acts: pic.twitter.com/kWH7gPFVor
— Can I peg you, @SethRogen ?? (@MrsKhandiCoated) January 7, 2021
#8:
Well played December 37, 2020. Well played.
— Deontée Gordon (@deongordon) January 6, 2021
#9:
God damn lol pic.twitter.com/CSXl3Bkvv2
— Matt 🧘♂️ (@domegege95) January 7, 2021
#10:
Me: Do that thing I like.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) January 7, 2021
Him: *doesn't break into the Capitol building*
