A surprisingly large part of belonging to the confusing species of humans is to envy animals that eat as much as possible one half of the year and sleep the other half. Sure, mathematically speaking, we spend 1/3 of our life sleeping. Except when we have children under 8 or over 13, a job or are over 45 and keep wandering between bathroom and bedroom or googling the effectiveness of pumpkin seeds for bladder weakness. Oh, you have a smartphone, you’re saying? Well, then of course this rule doesn’t apply to you and won’t ever sleep again. But hey, since you’re up and don’t know what to do with yourself seize the moment and have fun with the best Tweets about being tired all the time!
#1: We want to know:
where is the vaccine for being tired
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) December 23, 2020
#2: Uhm …
Just to confirm… everyone feels tired ALL the time no matter how much sleep they get or caffeine they consume, but also has trouble falling asleep / is constantly hungry but also nauseous with acid reflux / spends every second working or cleaning yet nothing gets accomplished?
— Kenyon Laing (@KenyonLaing) February 9, 2021
#3: Us, 365 days a year:
I woke up tired.
— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) May 30, 2020
#4: Bedroom footage when you’re over 30
Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness pic.twitter.com/6QXkCVkwcN
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@lrgxxv) October 24, 2019
Always either hungry or tired.
— Lilly (@Lilly) October 20, 2018
#6: Are there scientists around?
THE TIREDNESS ON THE COUCH NEVER TRANSLATES TO THE BED AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY
— Danielle Sepulverizer (@ellesep) July 9, 2021
#7: We already tested this and the answer is no
can u die from tiredness because i’m pretty sure i’m very close to it
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) June 5, 2018
#8: So between 15 and 89, right?
I’m at the age where i feel like no matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired
— Kyle (@kkunta__) September 16, 2019
I opened my fridge, an apple fell out, and I yelled, «I’m tired!» at it. How are y’all doing?
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) March 10, 2021
#10: This game comes with a lot of updates
I keep unlocking new levels of tiredness
— BLEACH (@WhyBLEACH) May 26, 2021
#11: Everyone. Everyday.
Me the entire day: ughhh I’m so tired. Do I have time for a nap? My eyelids are 90 pounds. I AM DEPRIVED 😫
Me at 2am: YO ITS LIT ✨🎉 IM SO AWAKE MAYBE I SHOULD BRAINSTORM OR START A NEW PROJECT TEEHEEE HEEE HEEE HAHAHAHAHA 🤸🏽♀️🤺🚴🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️
— Lilly (@Lilly) September 4, 2018
#12: Say you have kids without saying you have kids
Not to be dramatic but I am tired every single moment of the day.
— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) September 10, 2019
#13: We call this the zombie mode
I wish I went to bed with the same level of tiredness I wake up with.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) July 22, 2020
Since you’re wide awake, why don’t you try this post: