Therapy. One of the things we are convinced everybody else needs, just not us. Which is absolutely crazy (no pun intended), ’cause meeting with a total stranger to talk about your darkest feelings while drinking bad coffee and paying him a fortune is a terrifying experience. TERRIFIC, I MEANT TERRIFIC!
However, here are some great Tweets about Therapy. Try it, seriously.
My therapist asked me to consider that most people want to be kind & aren’t trying to trap me. Sounds like a trap.
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) October 13, 2018
My therapist says I overthink everything, so that's given me a lot to think about.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 27, 2017
Me: *exclusively telling my therapist about the good parts of my week*
Therapist: It sounds like you’re doing good 🙂
Me: how dare you
— Ash (an cherub) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) October 22, 2018
Me: What's the score, who's winning?
Therapist: Ok so that's really not how couples counseling works.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 31, 2017
Therapist: And what do we do when someone has wronged us?
Me: Plot and enact a long-term revenge scenario that results in copious amounts of blood but is virtually untraceable to me as the instigator?
Therapist: *slowly nodding* That's right, plot and enact…wait, what?!
— That Pesky Prostitüt™ (@LittleMissAngr1) December 6, 2019
therapist: on 3, we'll both say our definitions of "dating." 1, 2, 3
therapist: 2 people who like each oth-
me: when you have consistent sex with your mortal enemy
therapist: *takes concerned notes*
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) November 17, 2017
I can't believe I continue to see this therapist when she has never once recommended I skip work and team up with the haunted cardigan I just bought to solve the gruesome murder of its previous owner.
— Julia Gulia 🌈 (@JRobb773) February 6, 2020
Me: what if Papa Smurf’s real name was like Papa Shithead? There’d be no way to know
Therapist: you know I charge $300 an hour, right?
— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim) February 3, 2020
THERAPIST: if his twitter going away made you happy, why not just leave twitter
ME: [mentally drafting a tweet re: this exchange] yea maybe
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 2, 2017
Therapist: And what do we do when we’re feeling sad?
Me: Go to Victoria’s Secret and take a bunch of selfies in the change room because the lighting is so good there?
— Vision Bored 💗 (@VisionBored1) January 2, 2020