Winter and snow have a lot in common with meeting your family over the holidays: You complain the whole year why it doesn’t happen more often, once you’re actually in the situation it gets uncomfortable very fast and after three days the only wish you have left is a quick and easy death. Speaking about quick and easy, it’s also always your last favourite ex you meet during a stroll through the snowy park, of course with their new partner, while you are looking like a homeless person which just discovered winter for the first time. So our advice: Stay at home, get a hot choco and enjoy our gems. Have fun!
The weather is finally cold enough to require gloves & hats, because frantically searching for the lost shoe before school was just too easy.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 7, 2018
Make your child angry today by trying to protect them from hypothermia.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) April 2, 2018
[building a snowman with my kids]
Me: Ok, who wants to put the arms in?
Kids: *went inside 2 hours ago to play video games*
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 2, 2015
summer: wait its midnight alredy?? the sun hasn't even set yet!! lol
winter: HOW. HOW IS IT NOT EVEN 8PM. THE SUN SET LIKE 5 DAYS AGO
— jonny sun has a new book coming out in april! (@jonnysun) December 2, 2015
"Squirrels have to rely on getting fat to survive the winter," I say eating a donut sandwich.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 12, 2015
Weather update: The world is my beer fridge.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 26, 2017
It's so cold outside that the ghost that haunted the house froze to death pic.twitter.com/pwYST9CpOJ
— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 27, 2017
In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) December 21, 2017
Left the house today.
There were people.
Do not recommend.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 26, 2017
No matter how cold it is outside there’s always that one fucker in shorts!!
— Jacksepticeye (@Jack_Septic_Eye) December 27, 2017