While scrolling through Twitter right now, I always remember George Carlin, may he rest in peace: «Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.» Anyway, it’s Monday, we share your pain and present funny women telling it as it is. Please enjoy!
Another day, another 77 cents
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 7, 2014
Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 17, 2012
Women's deodorant scents: rose, cotton, spring, meadow
Men's: WINTER ICE, SHARKNADO, GLACIER PUNCH, ANTIFREEZE, GUN
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) December 1, 2014
We should probably stop applauding men for marrying accomplished women as if they adopted a blind one-legged rescue dog
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) January 2, 2015
The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that looks don't matter, as long as you're a man.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 27, 2015
I just love that you are a normal, cool girl.
*subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair*
— molly (@MollySneed) April 17, 2015
The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle.
— Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress (@vornietom) November 20, 2014
when it's been 20 years and you're still fed up of listening to men pic.twitter.com/TUCV9mFMCp
— 👻 (@karenmoodys) July 11, 2015
"I only hang out with guys because they never start drama" Please read a history textbook
— Dani (@daniiyells) December 16, 2014
men: women are very hard to read
women: actually, we just want-
men: such complex creatures
women: if u just liste-
men: so mysterious
— moe (@moesosaucy) November 27, 2016