Since many states in the US legalized marijuana in the last years, it becomes clearer that this move not only was the right one, but long overdue. A much lesser prison population, increased tax income on a massive scale and, to all our surprise, there aren’t millions of new homeless people on the street robbing people to get some cash for their next joint. Perhaps this is a point where Europe could learn a thing or two from our transatlantic friends, instead of using law enforcement ressources to criminalize non-violent offenders all over the continent. It would even help to create jobs, in case you didn’t knew: Snoop Dog pays a man a pretty large sum to be around him 24/7, so he can have a freshly rolled joint at every hour of the day. Talk about dream jobs…or about our dope gems. Have fun!
i only go on ebay after i smoke pot that way i’m always the highest bidder thank you check please
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) January 22, 2015
do you smoke pot because weed be cute together
— Pick Up Lines! (@pickupIines) February 9, 2014
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
— Spencer L. Hicks (@SpencerLenox) March 29, 2012
me: what time is it?
tour guide: 4:20
me: how can you tell?
tour guide: See how high the sun is?
[sun is eating spaghettiOs with a spatula]
— Slam Squat-Thrust (@Gre_Gone) April 13, 2015
Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 17, 2013
POLICE: knock knock
DRUG DEALER: who's there
DD: weed who
P: we'd like to come in and arrest you
DD: lol good one, come on in
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, IQ 188 (@BuckyIsotope) November 15, 2014
Am I really high, or does this lamp also look really high? pic.twitter.com/8nJJlJyGCi
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 6, 2018
Before I knew what weed was I thought all the cool kids were gesturing to each other about sucking tiny rat dicks behind the school.
— ceej (@ceejoyner) October 2, 2012
"Can I buy some marijuana?"
Sorry. That's illegal.
"Ok then I'll just take 7 assault rifles, and 4 bazookas."
— steve suckington (@SteveSuckington) January 15, 2016
once I got so high that I answered my phone
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) September 22, 2014