Any one of us can talk about at least one romantic date that just went horrendous. You can also find countless stories on Twitter. We’ve picked out the top 11 which are guaranteed to convince you that romance is dead.
#1:
I once tried to surprise my date by not telling her what restaurant we were going to. I accidentally picked the one she worked at. #WorstFirstDate
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 10, 2018
#2:
I was really into this guy but i was so nervous, well this is our first conversation:
Guy: you smell good
Me: thanks I use both of my nostrils #WorstFirstDate— 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 (@jordanpaulsonn) January 10, 2018
#3:
It’s Hashtags time! Tweet out your funny or embarrassing first date story and tag it with #WorstFirstDate. Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 10, 2018
#4:
He used a lint roller on my shirt and pants before he would let me in his car. #WorstFirstDate
— Jennifer (@denise_9973) January 6, 2021
#5:
In college, a friend set me up on a blind date. I wasn’t in a great mood because I had received a traffic ticket a few hours before. My day got worse when my blind date turned out to be the cop who gave me the ticket. #WorstFirstDate @jimmyfallon
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) January 10, 2018
#6:
I told him I was hungry, so he told me to open up a can of beans. Later, he said, “Are you not aware how much of your attractiveness is related to perceived controllability?” and then ended the date with, “Don’t be mad if I leave you for Stacey Abrahms.” #WorstFirstDate https://t.co/uG5coD9sSf
— Elizabeth نعمان (@elneoman) January 6, 2021
#7:
I once served a table on their first date. While I was pouring wine, the guy said he was a “student of life”. The lady wrote an F on her napkin and passed it to him. I hope that savage is out there thriving
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) May 21, 2021
#8:
A guy spent all of dinner telling me about his ex-girlfriends and how after each break-up he had to move out of their place and move back home. Then he asked how big my apartment was. https://t.co/XgbDwzzHhO
— Danielle Sepulverizer (@ellesep) August 27, 2018
#9:
Walked me to the bar, popped me down on a seat, said he was going for a shit, never came back. https://t.co/DC4aBoJbBH
— frank slapper (@sheikyerbouti_) August 28, 2018
#10:
He took me to a restaurant and went to the bathroom a lot and stepped out often to take calls. I thought it was weird, and then the waiter said “you know he’s at another table with a blonde woman right?”. he had 2 first dates at once #worstfirstdate
— Kels (@see_kel) January 10, 2018
#11:
My friend told a girl he had “something special” planned. He took her to an off-track betting place. #WorstFirstDate
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) July 27, 2016
